Name |
Caption |
Mr. President |
ANSWER MACHINE: "Hello, you have reached the Federation Starship Enterprise. We are sorry there is no one available to take your call at the moment but if you'd like to leave a message, please do so after the beep." |
Mr. President |
While Star Trek had made history with the first interracial kiss on network television, it was actually the second kiss that was by the far the most interesting. |
Mr. President |
For Vulcans it happens every seven years. For humans all it takes is a wink and a smile. |
BC1 |
Spock: Fan fiction ... how ... illogical |
Mikey |
Spock, into intercom: "I beg your pardon, captain, but I actually can't get out of your chair right now..." |
Jack |
Spock: Computer, log the mistletoe experiment as a complete success. |
Dave1982 |
Spock's ears pricked up, trying to identify the sound behind him.... |
SenatorVreenak |
"Mind... control... powers working...!" |
McFortner |
Lt. Uhura is about to go where no man has gone before.... |
HungryHungarian |
In fact, there are two same-sex couples on the picture. Don't ask where Sulu is... |
HungryHungarian |
Somehow, Spock felt this was only the beginning. At the moment, he was having a terrible vision of the future. About a Vulcan and an Asian woman in their underwear, rubbing each other down with oil in a blue room. |
drow |
"Uhura is busy. I am monitoring." |
HungryHungarian |
Something tells me it's sweeps week again. |
drow |
Spock hadn't really understood the captain's phrase, 'A Piece of the Action,' until that moment. |
Bodhi |
The Vulcans call it Sha Ka Ree... |
Sulu |
You can tell a show's ratings are flagging when its crew start coming down with diseases like "Lesbian Make-Out Syndrome". |
Sulu |
Is there any sexual taboo of the 60s that Star Trek didn't break?! |
Sulu |
...on to lighter news, the Kansas State Board of Education today ruled that the TV series Star Trek, due to its depictions of friendly communism, inter-racial and homosexual relations, does not exist. |
Mr. President |
Captain Kirk would later come to regret swapping bridge duty shifts with Mr. Spock. |
Frankie Chestnuts |
Majel Barrett: "OK Shatner. I'll see your interracial kiss and raise you a lesbian encounter." |
The Geek |
And it was at that moment when Spock realized exactly "What Little Girls Are Made Of". |
Mr. President |
Humans and Vulcans have very different ways of celebrating the new year. For Vulcans, it is a time of sober contemplation; of reflecting on the past year and considering the possibilities for the future. For Humans, it is a time for grabbing the nearest person you can find and snogging their face off. |
Derek |
The Vulcan facepalm |
Blaston Phools |
The L Word.. IN SPACE!! |