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| Name | Caption |
| DBB | Woman: My last lab had a bigger probe. Man: The size of this probe is just fine. Woman: It's a lot smaller than the one in my last lab. Man: This one can still get the job done. Woman: Probably. Man: It's not the size of the probe that matters; what matters is the skill with which it is used. Woman: I know. I'm just saying...your probe is just a lot smaller than the one at my last lab. Man: Must we go through this every time we use the probe? |
| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | B'Elanna: I hate fanfiction. |
| Guybrush | "Doctor Nancy! Please pay attention!" "Oh what? I'm sorry, I was staring at...something." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Ah! I see you have the machine that goes BING!" |
| Mac011 | Torres took drastic action after finding a grey hair on the pillow this morning |
| Schizo-Hal | Initiating personality transplant... Reticulating splines... Uploading story arcs... Establishing sex appeal... Randomizing love interests... Uploading repressed anger... Uploading repressed anger... Uploading repressed anger... Creating character depth... Error: Memory Full. 7 of 9 tasks completed successfully. "Hey, 7 of 9... that's kinda catchy!" |
| Sokratis | Moments later Torres woke up screaming, "My name is NOT QUAID!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Deck Eight. |
| FL | After Riker had "Shades of Grey", Torres has the "Shades of Brown". |
| Tsukiyumi | " So, when the procedure is finished, you're sure she won't be a bitch anymore?" |
| Tsukiyumi | Here we see Roxann Dawson's career being put into stasis. |
| Mr. President | For some reason, the Risian Orgasmotron treatment proved very popular for Starfleet officers on shore leave. |
| Foxbat | "Time for your 'vacation' to Mars..." |
| Mr. President | FEMALE: "Half Human, half Klingon, eh? We'll soon see which half is which. Activate the phaser cutter." |
| Mr. President | Putting the parting in Lieutenant Torres's hair took very specialised equipment. |
| Mr. President | "Is it safe?" |
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