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| Name | Caption |
| Sondak | CORRECTED VERSION There once was an android named Data, (Activated on Omicron-Theta.) Who, for creative expression, Used algorithmic progression. But his poems never got out of beta. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | MORAL Poetry: Sometimes it's Haiku. Sometimes a Ballad. Sometimes a Sonnet, or a verse to Fruit Salad. But rarely we find, and sometimes it’s written. The android just penned, An Ode to a Kitten. |
| Blaston Phools | Smelly Cat, Smelly cat what are they feeding you? Feline Supplement No: 47 Smelly Cat, smelly cat it's not your fault... |
| AJ | Picard: 'You know, nummber one, he is much more entertaining now that you have switched him off.' |
| Guybrush | Riker: *Yawn* Where's Lore when you need him? |
| ncc1701bulldog | Only at a poetry reading by Data would you need two Security grunts to stand in the background. |
| Blaston Phools | "Untill actual humour can be found please enjoy this substitute" |
| drow | Data bravely faced his peers and informed them of his WD-40 addiction. |
| FL | "Captain, I protest. I will not share details of my relationship with Lieutenant Yar. Or Commander Riker for that matter." |
| Tsukiyumi | Data: "Lieutenants Lee and White, you have lost this round of musical chairs. I believe you are now 'out'..." |
| Captain 8472 | Data: Forgive me, I am still having problems with Vista. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "There once was a man from Nantucket..." All: "STOP!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Worst Job Interview... EVER. |
| Foxbat | "Man, we need to fix the Holodeck..." |
| Mr. President | PICARD: "At least it's not as bad as 'Threshold'..." |
| BC1 | Riker: *thinking* why did we choose THIS again? Troi: *thinking* because it was either this or the new Adam Sandler movie .... |
| Blaston Phools | Data: That bell was for me, NOT you! |
| DBB | Data: She packed my bags last night, pre-flight Zero hour, oh-nine-hundred hours. And I am gonna be high As a kite by then I miss the earth so much, I miss my wife It is lonely out in space On such a timeless flight And I think it is gonna be a long, long time Unil touchdown brings me around again to find I am not the man they think I am at home Oh, no no no I am a rocket man |
| HJSalberg | Data performs seated river dancing. |
| Nutso | The future sure is boring. |
| Mark | A 24th century intervention. |
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