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| Name | Caption |
| Mr. President | "Integral to the character, my ass." |
| Name | Caption |
| McFortner | Seven: Excuse me, have any of you seen my dignity recently? |
| Jonesy | RealDoll keeps turning out better products all the time. |
| Skifreak | Seven: "Doctor, I fail to see why I can't simply wear the same clothing as the rest of the crew." Doctor: "Uh, well, there are very good medical reasons. You see, that lycra forms a tight, tight seal against your smooth, silky soft skin, which will help keep those massive...Borg implants from bursting out again...uh, and, um..." Janeway: "He just likes staring at your chest." Seven: "I see." Security guy (mumbling): "It looks like a dead heat in a zepellin race." |
| Bodhi | In the back of her mind Janeway couldn't help but wonder why they went to the trouble of installing green lighting. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Security Dude (to self): If she's only a Seven of Nine, we need to find number Nine!! |
| Ozymandias | "Doctor, I wanted you to *remove* her implants!" |
| MetalHead | Doctor: Seven, whats wrong, why won't you turn around!? Seven: I am...cold. |
| Mr. President | JERI RYAN: "I didn't see Jennfier Lien wearing anything like this when she played Kes." ROBERT PICARDO: "Do you see Jennifer playing Kes anywhere right now?" JERI RYAN: "Point taken." |
| BC1 | Borg meets Fanfiction for the first time |
| drow | "Bow-chika-bow-chika-bow-bow" Janeway: "You can stop that now, doctor." |
| bigjezza | Does this outfit make my tempoal node look big |
| Blaston Phools | Madame Tussauds' new Star Trek exibition was a great success! I strongly suggest you go and visit the attraction before Paramount shuts it down. |
| Lazar | There once was a Borg drone named Seven, Whose implants soon started to leaven. A catsuit she donned By contractual bond, Propelling them to ratings heaven. |
| jg | Jeri Ryan (thinking to herself): God, I really hate sweeps week. |
| DBB | Seven: Doctor, I fail to see how I have been "designed to serve as a floatation device." I-...oh. |
| Giles | Yes thats right, from this moment on Janeway would always be a background character compared to Seven. |
| Lazar | At long last, the Voyager crew discover the perfect candidate for Vice President of the Federation. |
| Mr.President | JANEWAY: "Computer, activate EMH program." DOCTOR: "Please state the nature of the -- SHAWINNGG!!" |
| Dennie Hebels | Star Trek: The Spandex Generation |
| Dennie Hebels | Doctor: If you gain any weight, it is very important to inform me at once. Anymore strain on this suit and we're looking at a class IV subspace explosion. |
| mwhittington | Seven: Well, doctor, I see you've upgraded my defenses with a pair of "photon torpedoes". |
| McFortner | Seven: I could put somebody's eyes out with these.... |
| suxxxxxx | Janeway:What are you doing? Seven:Downloading the latest borg patches. Five minutes remaining. |
| Von Kos | Janeway: "Of all the things to look at right now, why is the back of her head so interesting." |
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