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| Name | Caption |
| UnknownCaptioneer | Wow, you created a bad special effect. You must be so proud. By the way, you are adopted. |
| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | "Seriously, Wes, even Data gets laid in this episode." |
| Nutso | "Wesley, just because you're named after Eugene Wesley Roddenberry doesn't mean you're a super-intelligent super-genius. It just means no one will like you." |
| The Geek | Contrary to the name of this episode, for Wesley, there is no "Naked Now." There has never been a "Naked Then," and there sure as hell will not be a "Naked in The Future, Even Out of Pity." |
| jg | It was at this moment that Beverly realized that she was looking ar the last male to carry the name Crusher. |
| MetalHead | Wes: Hey mom, why does this say Rampant Rabit on the side of it? Beverly: Its er...for healing animals, yeah, thats it. |
| bigjezza | Check it out mom, blu-ray. Full HD. Dolby. Sub woofer. 1080p AVC. I think I'm in love. |
| MetalHead | Doctor Crusher: Wes! What did I tell you about crossing the streams! |
| Merlin | Crusher: Wes, we've been through this, Geordi told you, we all *know* it's a fake. Look, you can see the wires! |
| McFortner | Beverly: I guess I don't have to ask if you are still a virgin. |
| DBB | Crusher: The crew has requested I put you in a drug-induced coma. Wesley: But mom, my science project. Crusher: No 'but's, Wesley. Now put that down and get on the bio bed. |
| Bryan Moore | "A repulsor beam? Wesley, your personality alone will keep enough fans away." |
| Foxbat | "I don't care what it can do, son. It still won't help you score with Lt. Yar." |
| Mr. President | "But, mom, there are no girls my age onboard. How else am I supposed to occupy myself?" |
| Chromedome | Look, for the last time, I don't need a tool for inserting suppositories! |
| d-king | Beverly:"You still have a small penis" |
| Exodore | Wesley: Mom! Look, the new Iphone comes with an integrated tractor beem! Can I get one???? Please mom! Please! |
| Niall Johnson | Beverly: "Gee Wesley, that's brilliant. I can already think of a million uses for that." Wesley: "Really?" Beverly: "No." |
| Niall Johnson | And you wonder why the other kids beat you up at school? |
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