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| Name | Caption |
| Chaos4700 | Much as he hated to give B'elanna a mediocre score in the swimsuit competition, Neelix had to admit to himself that she just didn't rate a Seven of Nine. |
| Name | Caption |
| jg | Neelix was secure in the knowledge that he wouldn't win the worst actor poll, mainly beause he did have a couple of very good epidsodes. B'Lanna, on the other hand, started to worry... |
| mwhittington | Neelix: You wanna go back to my quarters and play "connect my spots"? Torres: Sure. Do I get to use my plasma torch or my bat'leth? |
| Hisrak | Neelix starts to worry about his chances in the upcoming 'Worst Voyager Actor' poll... |
| Niall Johnson | Oh dear God! Just think of the children!! |
| mwhittington | Neelix: You. Me. Hottub. Champagne. Torres: You. Alone. Hottub. Plasma conduit. |
| igr56uk | neelix, is the part where you play the bored housewife and i play the 'plumber' ? |
| Mikey | "For the moment, I'll assume that's a compliment, Neelix. But who is this 'Esther Williams' of whom you speak?" |
| mwhittington | Neelix: You know, I've always wanted to drive a "hybrid", but I hear their very high maintenance. Torres: Yes, when you try to start them too fast, they can snap your "crankshaft" in two, and don't get me started on the "ball bearings"! |
| Captain Nathan | Neelix: "Well...I can't think of anything funny at all to say about this week's caption...how 'bout you?" Tores: "Yeah, I've got nothing...see you next week." |
| Chaos4700 | Torres: Seriously, Neelix... you and me? That's about as likely as... as Chakotay and Seven of Nine having a whirlwind romance. |
| Dunharrow | On-line dating disasters |
| Thöme | B'Elanna: "Neelix, please not another "there are four breasts" joke. I'm so sick of them!" |
| Hisrak | B'elanna: I figured this was the quickest way to beat Harry at volleyball. |
| BC1 | Paris (on the floor): don't ask how her day was! |
| Lynn Campbell | Neelix always loved sweeps week. |
| Lynn Campbell | What's more confusing, trying to understand why Torres is in a bathing suit and Neelix is unhappy about it or understanding why the background looks likes a leftover set from the Golden Girls? |
| Captain 8472 | Dear Penthouse, I met a two legged porcupine today... |
| RV | Neelix: "There are FOUR..., no, wait.." |
| ThomasJBryant | Had his chest been a cannon, it would have backfired horribly. |
| BC1 | Everyday on Voyager is a Risa day! |
| liquidcross | "B'Elanna, does this outfit make me look fat?" "No, Neelix, your fat makes you look fat." |
| The Steve | Neelix:Must..not..stare..at..angry.. Klingon's..chest! Torres: Go on..just try it bub |
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