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| Name | Caption |
| Lucky Strike | Spock: Fascinating. Kirk: I don't care; it vibrates, let's take it with us. |
| Name | Caption |
| Unknown Sample | "Mork calling Orson... come in, Orson." |
| EMH_MkI | Deadly Glowing Ball: Now, I will randomly kill one of you! And by random, I mean the redshirt!!! |
| Niall Johnson | McCoy: "So what do we do with it?" Kirk: "Well, Playboy are shooting an all-girl beach volleyball special next door..." |
| Chaos4700 | Kirk: Spock, I know you said this solar system's primary was a dwarf star, but I have to say, I was still expecting something a little bit... bigger. |
| Tiberius | ... and then, from somewhere above them, they heard a deafining voice cry, "Fore!" They looked up, just in time to see a giant golf club swinging directly for them! |
| Ty. G | McCoy: Take two of these and call me in the morning. Kirk: But I can't swallow a pill THIS big! McCoy: You've got it backwards, it's a suppository. |
| mwhittington | Twenty-third century bug zapper, and men still can't look away from it! |
| OlderThanTOS | Kirk: "Grail-shaped beacon" my ass. |
| jg | Finally, we finally get a caption compitition that has some balls. |
| nerd86 | McCoy: My god it's full of stars. Spock: Actually those are LEDs. |
| The Wormhole | Sargon: "So you see, Captain. My ball is bigger than your balls put together." |
| Foxbat | The landing party stumbles into a 23rd century bowling alley... |
| Foxbat | "Fools, I will destroy you all!" "Hey, that sounds like Scotty..." |
| DBB | Kirk: Psh! Mine are still bigger. |
| DBB | Kirk: Pulaski...it keeps saying Pulaski. Over and over again. Spock: Fascinating |
| ThomasJBryant | It's disco, Jim, but not as we know it. |
| Foxbat | "Captain, please explain the term 'Disco Ball'" |
| Admiral Ed | Behold the ORB of Acting... |
| Lynn Campbell | Kirk: Does every episode have to revolve around some powerful orb with superior mental capacity? McCoy: Oh I don’t know, does every episode have to involve you taking off your shirt? Spock: Ah toupee, I’m mean touché! |
| jg | Kirk and crew discover the fighting arena for the brutal and illegal sport of tribble fighting. |
| Sondak | "We've finally found it, sir. Enough birth control for the entire five year mission. Well, ensign?" |
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