Name | Caption |
Wacky | "Doctor... why is a Barry White soundtrack playing?" |
Name | Caption |
Rob | THERE'S ALWAYS TIME FOR LUBRICANT! |
Hugh Jass | What do you mean Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who? |
My Name Is Nobody | Phlox: Then I rammed my ovipositor down your throat and layed eggs in your chest. |
Ty G. | Phlox: Here you go Mr. Reed. Side affects may include; nausia, vomiting, severe migraines, halitosis, anal seepage, coma, death, skin irritation, and premature ejaculation. Reed: ... um... never mind, I think I'll just suffer with my dry eyes. |
DanielB | Phlox: "Good news, Lieutenant, we're naming a disease after you!" |
Exodore | "...And that's how Denobulans reproduce... Any question?" |
lexxonnet | Phlox: By the way Mr. Reed... have you seen my Rigelian Vibrating Leech? |
jg | Reed was admitted to sickbay after being in shock after seeing how bad the scipt was for "These are the Voyages.." |
mwhittington | Reed: Doctor, doctor! I'm not wearing any pants! What is wrong with me!? Phlox: Well, for starters, I can clearly see...you're nuts! |
McFortner | Phlox: Interesting. Do you have any Denobulan in you Mr. Reed? Reed: No, why? Phlox: Would you like some? |
Griddles | Brokeback Sickbay |
Mr. President | Phlox: "Come on now, Mr. Reed, you know the procedure. You went to boarding school after all, didn't you?" |
Enzo Aquarius | And thus Starfleet could coin the phrase, "Where no leech has gone before." |
Rat Boy | Reed: "You put the osmotic eel where, exactly?" |
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