What's the latest in people's lives?
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Why do you want one? Are they tasty?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Compare the Meerkat. It's a series of ads that ran in the UK and Ireland to promote Compare the Market.Mikey wrote:You're going to have to translate for me. You have advertisements for some product designed to help people differentiate between different meerkats?Sionnach Glic wrote:I've just discovered that Aleksandr Orlov, from the Compare the Meerkat ads, has an autobiography out.
Is that a service, like "Confuse-a-cat?"
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Ah. I rather liked the idea of Ireland's own small African mammal identification service.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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NO! Not tasty, CUTE! It had cute little donkey face and cute little donkey ears and stripity legs!Mikey wrote:Why do you want one? Are they tasty?
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And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
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How'd it go?
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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He's a contractor working for me for the next month so I couldn't really point out what an idiot he is.
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Not for another month at least anyway.Tyyr wrote:He's a contractor working for me for the next month so I couldn't really point out what an idiot he is.
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His main problem is he didn't think that in the 60's they had the technology to perform orbital mechanics calculations. It was all I could do to not point out that you can do orbital mechanics calculations on a scratch pad with no more schooling than high school algebra. The equations are simple, it just requires some computing horsepower to do the numbers and while the ones they had in the 60's were primitive they were more than up to the task.
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...okay, that one came through the computer to hurt my head. His disbelief in the moon landing is based on the math requirements?
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Yup, never mind that people proved the existence of planets based off orbital mechanics math that had to be done by hand.
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I guess Kepler and Brahe were a bit beyond this guy... I do hope you don't have him working on anything complicated.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I knew about this for a long time, but it never cease to amaze me the level of ingenuity our predecessors came up with for things we think should be out of their hand.Tyyr wrote:Yup, never mind that people proved the existence of planets based off orbital mechanics math that had to be done by hand.
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Ug....this is the first time I've been able to get out of bed today. Feels like I've got ground up glass between my vertebrae where they gave me the injections.
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the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Slipped disc is it Mark? You have my every sympathy...
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the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”