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| "Yes, I do have the merchandise, Mr. Chestnuts. But the question is can you meet my price for the location of Chromedomes' lair?" |
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| The look many get when they realize that they are being interviewed by ‘efficiency consultants .’ |
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| Harry wasn't sure if he wanted to run Doge. |
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| The one thing no one talks about when it comes to a cooking contest, how hungry you get during the wait. |
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| Harry was unimpressed by the entries for "Voyager's Got Talent" |
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If I were a rich man
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum
If I were a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work hard
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
If I were a biddy biddy rich
Idle-diddle-didle-didle man |
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Tuvok: "Yes Captain. I think that is a prudent course of action. What are YOUR thoughts Mr. Kim?"
Harry: "Nah, Tuv-dude. I might just chill for a day or two and jam on my clarinet, bro." |
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| The problem with the new, comfy toilet seats was that people stayed there too long. |
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| Contemplating how much stress Seven puts on her catsuit, and how long until a stress failure. |
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| It looks like Harry got into the special brownies again. |
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| A small piece of advice: do not take your dose of melatonin before a big staff meeting. |
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| Epic Yawn in 5 4 3 2. 1 |
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Kim (thinking): Hmm... I like the sound of Captain Ki....
Janeway: Forget it, Harry. As long as I have a say about it you are "Ensign-for-life". |
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| The girls from "Remember Monday" were singing "What the Hell Just Happened" - but Harry knew very well what had happened, and he wasn't telling! |
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| With the meeting over, Harry Kim has mentally decided to become a mountain goat in Nepal. |
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| All work and no play makes Harry a dull boy. |
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| With the ‘all hands’ meeting over, the question that lingers is this. Why was I required to attend when there was nothing for me to contribute? |
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| After watching the British entry for the Eurovision Song Contest, Harry decided that the title was very apt - What The Hell Just Happened? |
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| Harry's eyes glazed over as he watched the Eurovision Song Contest. If this was the semi-final, how bad would the final be? |
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| Harry contemplates an alternate universe, where he is the leader of the Terran Empire. |
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| Harry Kim, the newest investor on Shark Tank. |
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| Apart from the uniform, this looks disturbingly like one of my customers in a Teams meeting. |
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| Revenge will be swift and brutal. No-one leaves an ‘upper decker’ in Harry’s quarters. |
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| Harry was pleased. He had successfully released a stealthy fart in the meeting and Paris had been blamed. Result. |
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| I know this look. I get it when people reject me as well. |
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| Harry has been ignored for the last time. His response will be subtle and cruel. |
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| Harry arrived early for the meeting so he could see Paris discover the whoopee cushion on his seat. |
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| Harry has just been turned down for a promotion again. Tom regularly breaks rules and gets to move up, but the strait shooter known as Harry Kim is ignored. |
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Harry ponders getting a facial tattoo...
"That's exactly what I need now... THEN I'll get the respect I deserve..." |
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| Talent Night on Voyager... Harry ALWAYS knocked them dead with his Melania Trump imitation. |
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| He hated the script meetings. What suffering would the scriptwriters dump on Harry in this episode? |
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| Harry hadn't noticed a little box on HIS chair. |
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| Realizing that being stranded means there are only so many people out ranking you and each of their deaths results in an automatic promotion. |
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| Harry was dreaming of a universe without Wesley Crusher - and don't we all? |
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| Disappointed father energy |
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| Harry knew this would happen. Now he must resist saying’I told you so.’ |
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Harry [to self]: “Mmmmm… I’ll reprogram the EMH to release my Captain Proton Obedience Gas. Janeway and her toadies will be easy to control. Then I’ll take charge and the SHIP WILL BE MINE…. Bwa-ha-ha-ha… BWA-HA-HA-HA.”
Chakotay: ‘I’m not sure, Captain… Harry, what do you think?”
Harry [startled]: “Well, um… I agree with the Captain.”
Paris [under his breath]: “Toadie!” |
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| Harry [to self]: “Mmmmm… I’ll reprogram the EMH to release my Captain Proton Obedience Gas. Janeway and her toadies will be easy to control. Then I’ll take charge and the SHIP WILL BE MINE…. Bwa-ha-ha-ha… BWA-HA-HA-HA.” |
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| "So what do you want of me, Mr. Chestnuts?" |
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| Harry Kim, Darth Corruptus |
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| Harry’s brain just broke. The reason: he walked in on Jayneway and Q. |
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| All Harry needs is a bald head and a white cat. |
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| "Harry, you don't know what you're doing. For that reason ... you're HIRED!" |
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| "Harry, you don't know what you're doing. For that reason ... you're fired!" |
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| After so many years stuck as an Ensign, Harry Kim has decided to go the route of a 1980s CEO. |
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