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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Little known fact: Data’s head was actually found under the city of San Francisco in the year 2007. It was taken to the 8th Coachella Festival and appeared on stage with The Red Hot Chili Peppers. |
| Chromedome | "And in other news, Starfleet Security are searching for someone who steals parts of androids." |
| Captain 8472 | Ok, what was in that brownie that I had? I am seeing floating heads… |
| N'tran DS 12 | Faces |
| N'tran DS 12 | Sub Rosa? or Sub Terrainian? |
| N'tran DS 12 | The Measure of a Man..... Short. |
| Captain 8472 | Getting ahead of the situation. |
| Chromedome | (sings) "With his head, tucked, underneath his arm, he strode the Bloody Tower." |
| Chromedome | "Aww, come on. Don't leave me hanging!" |
| Chromedome | "Does my butt look big in this?" |
| The Geek | The mission failed due to insufficient Data. |
| Captain 8472 | Alright, time for a head count. |
| Captain 8472 | Invisible ink remover? Won’t arrive until Tuesday. |
| Chromedome | In his heart, Data wanted to go swimming. But his head wanted to sunbathe. So they did both. |
| Chromedome | The efficiency cuts at Starfleet had some unforeseen consequences. |
| Chromedome | (Thinks) "Why can't this happen to Wesley?" |
| Chromedome | Data (as his headless body runs off): "Oi! come back here!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | From the Book of Cultural Contamination: #29: Data and the Easter Island Maoi Statues. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Hi kids… It’s your old pal Da-Da-Da-Da-Data Headroom, coming to you from the idyllic planet of the Ba’ku-ku-ku-ku-ku. This beautiful locale has a fine ass-s-s-s-s-sortment of wildlife. Hum-hum-hummingbirds… Feral rodents called Rhyl. D-d-d-d-d-dirty little rats." |
| Captain 8472 | Incoming message from the big giant head. |
| Captain 8472 | Data, who is a fan, has decided to try out Bender’s idea of selling his body. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "I seem to have misplaced my pants..." |
| The Geek | Well, I suppose this is one way to get ahead of the game... |
| N'tran DS 12 | There can be only one! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ♪ I ain’t got no body, And nobody cares for me. That’s why I’m sad and lonely Won’t somebody come and take a chance with me. ♫ |
| Captain 8472 | “Show me what you got!” |
| Horta not Vorta | Antimatter boosted android death fart, 90% destruction |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Behold! The incredible versatility of Jeffrey Combs!! |
| Chromedome | Data giving ... No, I can't type that! LOL |
| Chromedome | "Come on, mate. Don't lose your head!" |
| Captain 8472 | A member of the Talking Heads. |
| Captain 8472 | Data was cast as a background hill in the recent play. |
| Captain 8472 | When an android edits an image of themselves, does that count as AI art? |
| Captain 8472 | Riker: Data, your Headpool cosplay is not correct. You forgot the mask, zombie makeup and the dangling spine. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | A rare outcropping of Androidite. A semi-precious gem of the planet Ba'ku. |
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