| Name |
Caption |
| The Geek |
Little did she know that Ferengi ear mites are one of the most prolific STD's in the quadrant. |
| The Geek |
Odo goes to extreme measures to spy on Quark. The worst part? This is the best Oo- mox Quark has ever had! |
| The Geek |
Quark: "So I asked him, 'What happened here?' he told me all about how he was a little teapot. Then I asked him about the lid. He told me it was a nipple... and... well... I haven't slept right in weeks." |
| nerd86 |
Quark: Giggity! Giggity! |
| nerd86 |
What happens on Risa stays on Risa. |
| nerd86 |
You know what they say about guys with big ears...
HUGE cotton swabs. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
It is interesting to note that Ferengi look relatively normal until they go through the "Age of Ascension Face Stretching Ceremony". |
| McFortner |
Bow-chicka-bow-bow! |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Prior to moving to DS9 and opening a bar, Quark was a star in Ferengi porno holo-programs under the pseudonym "Ooh-MaXXX". |
| Cyrus Ramsay |
Any more intense and she'll rip my head off. But what a way to go! |
| Cyrus Ramsay |
Not all symbiosis works as neatly as the Trills' does. |
| Foxbat |
Oo-max addiction starts innocently enough... |
| Foxbat |
The Ceti Eel quivered in anticipation of its next host... |
| Tiberius |
Most people think the Ferengi like Oo-Mox because they have big ears. But this is not true. They have big ears because they like Oo-mox... |
| Cailus |
Is she...is she...is she actually...SMILING!? |
| tlbs101 |
And after this my dear Quark, some ear-leaf salad. |
| nerd86 |
The ear fetishists of Regula V are the only species to get 'favorable trade terms' from the Ferengi. |
| nerd86 |
Woman: We're just four score blondes and brunettes, all between the ages of seventeen and nineteen and a half, and we all do so love a man with big... ears.
Quark: Well, I could stay a bit longer. |
| nerd86 |
Eww... what is she staring at? And why does she have such a big smile? |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Woman: "My lobes to your lobes..." |
| The Geek |
Perhaps not surprisingly, Quark is smiling because he just saved a bunch of latinum on his shuttlepod insurance by switching to Geico. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Quark: "You know, from this angle, it does look like there are five lights." |
| McFortner |
Quark: You know that what you're doing is still illegal in Mississippi and Alabama? |
| tlbs101 |
Quark, his oooooo; maxed. |
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