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Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:47 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
DITL Code Section 1: Committing suicide is punishable by death

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:55 pm
by Aaron
DITL Code Section 2: Any member caught viewing Janeway porn will be forced to watch Janeway BDSM porn.

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 5:43 pm
by Sionnach Glic
DITL Code Section 3: Do not feed the ducks.

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:26 pm
by Reliant121
DITL Code Section 3: Disrupting Rochey's nervous system is punishable by being beaten to death with a thin slice of Chorizo.

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:29 pm
by Blackstar the Chakat
DITL Code Section 4: Every section must have a proper begining, middle, and end except for...

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:33 pm
by Mikey
DITL Code Section 6: There shall from this point forward be only one code section 3.

Plus, give Mikey the chorizo.

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:37 pm
by Reliant121
-crap. wrong button-

DITL Code 3a: all entries will be Code 3.

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:48 pm
by Sionnach Glic
DITL Code Section 7: All typoes will be mocked ruthlessly when brought to light.

*proceeds to mock Reliant*

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:51 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
DITL Code Section 8: DITL is a family-oriented board - just not a polite family :happydevil:

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:08 pm
by Reliant121
Rochey wrote:DITL Code Section 7: All typoes will be mocked ruthlessly when brought to light.

*proceeds to mock Reliant*
Har'Dih'Bah

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:21 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Screw you, too. :P

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:25 pm
by Reliant121
Rochey wrote:Screw you, too. :P
Fous le camp!

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:28 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
Captain Picard's Hair wrote:DITL Code Section 8: DITL is a family-oriented board - just not a polite family :happydevil:
Yep :)

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:32 pm
by Tsukiyumi
DITL Code Section 9: Only two "sane" people are allowed on the boards at one time. We have a curve to maintain, people.

Re: Invent a stupid law

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:35 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
Tsukiyumi wrote:DITL Code Section 9: Only two "sane" people are allowed on the boards at one time. We have a curve to maintain, people.
And who would these "sane" DITLers be, exactly? I don't know of any such thing :mrgreen: