Invent a stupid law
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Invent a stupid law
DITL Code Section 1: Committing suicide is punishable by death
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DITL Code Section 2: Any member caught viewing Janeway porn will be forced to watch Janeway BDSM porn.
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DITL Code Section 3: Do not feed the ducks.
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DITL Code Section 3: Disrupting Rochey's nervous system is punishable by being beaten to death with a thin slice of Chorizo.
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DITL Code Section 4: Every section must have a proper begining, middle, and end except for...
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DITL Code Section 6: There shall from this point forward be only one code section 3.
Plus, give Mikey the chorizo.
Plus, give Mikey the chorizo.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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-crap. wrong button-
DITL Code 3a: all entries will be Code 3.
DITL Code 3a: all entries will be Code 3.
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DITL Code Section 7: All typoes will be mocked ruthlessly when brought to light.
*proceeds to mock Reliant*
*proceeds to mock Reliant*
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DITL Code Section 8: DITL is a family-oriented board - just not a polite family
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Har'Dih'BahRochey wrote:DITL Code Section 7: All typoes will be mocked ruthlessly when brought to light.
*proceeds to mock Reliant*
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Screw you, too.
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Fous le camp!Rochey wrote:Screw you, too.
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YepCaptain Picard's Hair wrote:DITL Code Section 8: DITL is a family-oriented board - just not a polite family
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who
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DITL Code Section 9: Only two "sane" people are allowed on the boards at one time. We have a curve to maintain, people.
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And who would these "sane" DITLers be, exactly? I don't know of any such thingTsukiyumi wrote:DITL Code Section 9: Only two "sane" people are allowed on the boards at one time. We have a curve to maintain, people.
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