Stupid Criminals

stitch626 · Post by **stitch626** » Tue May 13, 2008 1:06 pm

Ok, one guy in... Tennesse?, stole a car. After the police forced him to pull over, he decided to torch the car to get rid of evidence (thinking he could escape, and not a too bad idea). Now the stupid part.
Instead of running he hid under the car.
While it was on fire.
Under it.
(He has no brains.)
He only came out after the fire was put out and the police could drag him out from under the car (or chard metal). He had to be taken to the local hospital for sever burns. He confessed to stealing the car somewhere along the way.
He was (thankfully) put in prison.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Tue May 13, 2008 1:33 pm

What a moron!

stitch626 · Post by **stitch626** » Tue May 13, 2008 1:38 pm

That is why I put this in the humour section. So anyone else got some?

Reliant121 · Post by **Reliant121** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:21 pm

That was quite stupid.

The only remotely funny one was a guy walking into a bank with the intention of robbing it. Gets the cash and everything. Goes to the door. Ooh it wont open. Tries to push his way through the door. Doesnt work.

Why: its a pull to leave door XD

he got arrested

Post by **Teaos** » Tue May 13, 2008 3:23 pm

I like the guys who get stuc in air vents. I remember one where the guy said he saw it on a cartoon so thought it would work...

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Tue May 13, 2008 4:42 pm

I heard one before about a guy robbing a bank. He goes in with a gun and everything, and gets the cashier to hand over the money. Now, he apparently thought that that would be a great time to deposit that money into his savings acount, while he was still in there. No, that's not a give-away at all!

This next one's more about stupid police than criminals, but it's still pretty good.
Last year some time, two police officers were driving an armoured bank van filled with money to a bank. The two of them apparently got thirsty along the way, and stopped by a local petrol station to get some coffee. Both of them got out of the van, went into the shop, bought their coffee, came out......and the van was gone.

Post by **Mikey** » Tue May 13, 2008 4:48 pm

I actually heard (true story) about a would-be bank robber here in the States who walked up to a bank teller, with a gun and all, and handed her a stick-up note... written on the back of a piece of mail addressed to him, complete with his name and address. He was arrested.

In a very similar case, also in the States (and with a quick-thinking teller,) a bank robber was informed that the teller couldn't dispense any funds, stolen or not, without showing his driver's license. He did so, teller wrote down the info - and the robber was arrested.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Tue May 13, 2008 5:39 pm

What morons.

stitch626 · Post by **stitch626** » Tue May 13, 2008 5:53 pm

At least we're smarter than that.

Right guys.

Right?

Post by **Mikey** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:24 pm

*crickets chirping*

Reliant121 · Post by **Reliant121** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:29 pm

yes...i dont engage in criminal activity. Thats smarter already

Post by **Mikey** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:55 pm

Er... yeah! I don't commit criminal activties anymore.

Duskofdead · Post by **Duskofdead** » Tue May 13, 2008 6:57 pm

I heard something on the radio today about some guy who dresses like Darth Vader who had a court hearing for beating up his two cousins, while in his Vader costume. He says he doesn't remember the attack because he was drunk.

........................

Post by **Mikey** » Tue May 13, 2008 7:02 pm

Drunk? No way!

Duskofdead · Post by **Duskofdead** » Tue May 13, 2008 7:10 pm

Mikey wrote:Drunk? No way!

THE FORCE PROVED NO MATCH FOR THAT LICQUER.