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Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:25 pm
by Reliant121
Nahh. I'll tell what you should get your driving from. Take the steering column, pedals, 5 speed gearshift and the 1.0 Litre plasma converted 4 cylinder engine from a 56 plate Chevrolet Matiz.
I've driven that thing on private land. God its fucking aweful.
Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:31 pm
by Lt. Staplic
sure it was the car, not your inexpirienced driving abilities.
jk
Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:24 am
by Lazar
So should we get to work on the pilot episode?
Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:38 am
by Grundig
I suggest using the joystick Riker used in Insurrection.
Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:28 pm
by shran
On that note, all controls should like like sex toys, just as all tools. With LEDs.
Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 2:07 pm
by Lt. Staplic
Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:33 pm
by kostmayer
I didn't mind the Joystick, just the fact that it looked like something you'd plug into a Commodore C64.
Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:24 am
by Mark
To save space, the ship MUST have it's galley located inside the armory, where all cooking personel are able to quickly arm themselves against complaints.
Re: Cochrane's "Star Trek" line?
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:39 pm
by Duskofdead
Tsukiyumi wrote:Okay, my premise is about a genetically engineered whale captain leading a group of misfit outcasts that are all secretly experts in every known field on a mission to save the multiverse in a time-traveling, universe-hopping MVAM supership that seperates into 220 individual ships. And Neelix is the first officer.
Sound good?
The funny part is that when a given ship isn't what you just described, you can dig up some people to claim it's incredibly weak and poorly designed.
Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:02 pm
by Mikey
Rochey wrote:We need a ship's dog too. Complete with an honest rank and uniform. Maybe a Jack Russel Terrior. We can call him "Mr. Woof"!
How about a
robot dog?
Half-covered in brown fur? What the hell was that thing's name... Boxie, or something, right? G-d, I hated that thing.
Starbase89 wrote:The navigation is controlled by a steering column, pedals, and four speed gear shifter of a 1960's Chevy Corvette
I vote for the "three-on-the-tree" from a Pinto.
shran wrote:On that note, all controls should like like sex toys, just as all tools. With LEDs.
Do you mean "sex toys, with the addition of LEDs," or "sex toys, which all normally include LEDs?"
Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:35 pm
by shran
Mikey wrote:
Do you mean "sex toys, with the addition of LEDs," or "sex toys, which all normally include LEDs?"
Whatever will fit our imagination most. though i tend to prefer the first option.
Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:14 pm
by Mikey
K. I thought I was shopping in the wrong stores.
Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:03 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Half-covered in brown fur? What the hell was that thing's name... Boxie, or something, right? G-d, I hated that thing.
Muffit, IIRC. Boxy was the kid.
Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:19 pm
by Mikey
Yeah, I think you're right. No difference, really - I hated that f***ing kid, too.
Re: Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:28 pm
by Tsukiyumi
What the hell are you guys talking about?
