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*Thinks* We need space hippies. And someone's gotta have their brain stolen! Ooh, and a visit to Flint's planet. The first season finale should be a clip show!

For the pilot, we've GOT to meet a being claiming to be either God or the Devil. It's a must.

I vote devil.

Tsukiyumi wrote:I vote devil.

Not only that, but it should look absolutely identical to the monster from "The Dauphin".

When we design a ship we should violate everyone of the official and unofficial starship design rules, and wonder why it self distructs every ten minutes only to be saved by Westly crushier who set up a time loop paradox so we can reverse time and continue like it never happenned, until 10 minutes later when it happens again.

isn't that the second time this thread had been moved?

No, when I split it, I forgot to move it here.

We need a ship's dog too. Complete with an honest rank and uniform. Maybe a Jack Russel Terrior. We can call him "Mr. Woof"!

idk, Great Dane would be worse...I can see an episode where the 1st Dog alieviates his bowel pressure on the Bridge incopacitating the Bridge crew and the ship winds up flying into a random star they weren't smart enough to avoid from the start.

I vote for mastiff or American bulldog. Something whose spittle production is measured in gallons.

And the ship is covered in bumper stickers promoting the Republican adgenda!

We need a ship's dog too. Complete with an honest rank and uniform. Maybe a Jack Russel Terrior. We can call him "Mr. Woof"!

How about a robot dog?

Dear god, no.

Uh, I mean, "hell yeah!"

The navigation is controlled by a steering column, pedals, and four speed gear shifter of a 1960's Chevy Corvette