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Even i know that. and i wasn't born for about 2 decades.

Name.
My name?
No, my name!
I do not know your name!
You play games with me mister and you're through!
I am? May I go now?

Rochey wrote:"No, Luke, I am your father!"

If you don't know where that's from then I'll have to revoke your nerd credentials.

ESB radio adaptation.

Cop talking fast

"Was there or wasn't there a woman?"

Gene Wilder

"Are you serious?"

Cop

"You damned right I'm serious"

Gene Wilder

"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?"

Cop

"What the hell is he talking about?"

Richard Pryor

"He's deaf, he reads lips. Your talking to fast for him"

Cop, very slowly

"Waasss.....thereeee....aaaaa.....wooommaaaannnnn.....pressseennttt?"

Gene Wilder, very slowly

"Yes. Thereeee....waasss....aaaaa.....wooommaaaannnnn....pressseennttt."

Cop, now perplexed

"Why the hell is he talking like that?"

Richard Pryor, very slowly

"Beeecauuussseee, heeee's deeaaaffff. Nooottt stuuuuupiid."

"Where are all the white women at???"

schizo-hal wrote:"Where are all the white women at???"

"And for my next impression: Jesse Owens"


Other Fellow:"We'll cut em off at the pass!
Hedley Lammar: "Cut them off at the pass? I hate that cliche! {shoots foot of other fellow who's name escapes me)"

FOR THE EMPEROR!

¬.¬ ffs

I thought it was a good one.

Life's so much easier when you've got someone to blame.
- Gilbran Quail, Collected Essays

Life's a journey. Shame about the destination.
- Argun Slyter, 'Well What Did You Expect?,' Act 2 Scene 2

"And the prophet spake, saying 'frak this, for my faith is a shield proof against thy blandishments!'"
-The Book of Cain

"We'll do this the old navy way. First guy to die losses!"
Hot Shot part deux

"TV shows don't make violent killers. Cancelling TV shows does!" -Scary Movie