Borg VS the Phase Pistol
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Problem with that is that before Reed tinkered with them the pistols weren't having any more effect than a post-adaptation phaser. It's more likely that 10MJ is upper limit for the shields of your average Borg, and they needed to modify their shields to resist that firepower.
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
M-16!
Ma Deuce!
M203!
Sledgehammer!
A woman on PMS!
All Borg killers!
Ma Deuce!
M203!
Sledgehammer!
A woman on PMS!
All Borg killers!
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
You can go with half measures if you like. To be on the safe side I'd rather have a few of these:Deepcrush wrote:M-16!
Ma Deuce!
M203!
Sledgehammer!
A woman on PMS!
Plus their owners.
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Just a few? Why not a division's worth?
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Now, now Deep, there's overkill and there's being silly.Deepcrush wrote:Just a few? Why not a division's worth?
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Should have just brought a couple of shotguns. Less effort all around.
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
I'll go with Seafort - a gang of Gurkhas is a great equalizer.
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Tragically I'm sure that in the Federation even those badasses have become pussified new-men.Mikey wrote:I'll go with Seafort - a gang of Gurkhas is a great equalizer.
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Like the new av, Kendall. Now THOSE guys would show the Borg a few things.
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Mikey wrote:Like the new av, Kendall. Now THOSE guys would show the Borg a few things.
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
I wouldnt mind throwing a few Maori with Taihouis in a room with some Borg and see what happens.
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Because you think they'd win, or because you don't like Maoris?Teaos wrote:I wouldnt mind throwing a few Maori with Taihouis in a room with some Borg and see what happens.
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
I think the Maori would rip the Borg to pieces.
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
How about this:
One Roman Legion Vs the entire crew complement of a Borg Cube (the ship is elsewhere for now).
Both sides start 1KM away from each other on an open field.
Let the slaughter begin.
One Roman Legion Vs the entire crew complement of a Borg Cube (the ship is elsewhere for now).
Both sides start 1KM away from each other on an open field.
Let the slaughter begin.
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