Statistical Analysis of the Redshirt!
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Statistical Analysis of the Redshirt!
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That has to be one of the more unusual things I've ever read.
Pretty good.
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What I'd like to see is a numbers crunch of how many security officers on the Enterprise-D get taken down by escaped prisoners, powerful aliens, escaped crewmembers taken over by powerful aliens, etc. I'd bet it's even more than redshirts!
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To improve red shirt survivability "...visit peaceful, female only planets..."
Well, DUH! What guy wouldn't want to do that?
Well, DUH! What guy wouldn't want to do that?
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Bryan Moore wrote:Anone visiting Angel One 8)Foxbat wrote:To improve red shirt survivability "...visit peaceful, female only planets..."
Well, DUH! What guy wouldn't want to do that?
So all Redshirts should be assigned to Risa until further notice.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Statistical Analysis of the Redshirt!
I wonder if that is the reason for the color switch between TOS and TNG....they figured putting security in gold would increase their survivability.
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the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Wasn't the first dude in TNG killed wearing a red shirt? The guy Q froze? (Or did he not die?)
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Re: Statistical Analysis of the Redshirt!
Good catch, Bryan. I guess they saw that and thought, "Dammit! Nothings changed. Let's start putting our unnamed crew in gold now... maybe that'll help."
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Re: Statistical Analysis of the Redshirt!
God, I always saw myself either in red or gold, but I guess the only way to kick up your survivability likelyhood is to wear the blues. (But I don't want to be a doctor or scientist) Oh no, whatever shall I do!?
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the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
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Re: Statistical Analysis of the Redshirt!
Wear nothing at all!
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