I almost wrote presticide then.
The Ranting Thread
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Reliant121
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Bring on the pesticide.
I almost wrote presticide then.
I almost wrote presticide then.
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Is it wrong that my alarm goes off in forty minutes and I still haven't gone to bed?
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
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Wrong?... no. Sucky? Yes.
And, I'm off to bed...
And, I'm off to bed...
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Hmm. Add a flying green chili, a flying ancho chili, and some vinegar, and you've got the start of one hell of a topping for a flying cheeseburger.Tsukiyumi wrote:flying orange chili pepper
Why do you think they keep prying our gutters loose?Tsukiyumi wrote:We go to nail our rain gutters back up, and we're easy targets.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: The Ranting Thread
Ugh. Why the fuck to mornings have to come so damned early???? 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mark wrote:Ugh. Why the f**k to mornings have to come so damned early????
What do you mean? Your mornings come 6 hours late.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Mark wrote:Ugh. Why the f**k to mornings have to come so damned early????
Wakey wakey
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
Re: The Ranting Thread
Dadgum morning people
God, I need more coffee
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: The Ranting Thread
I'd be perfectly happy to sleep through noon until afternoon, if it meant we could do away with mornings. 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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But without mornings, what would we be staying up through until the crack of dawn?
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"Time is an illusion... lunchtime doubly so."
It does matter if you get rid of what we now call mornings, there will still be 24 hours in a day. Let's say we do away with mornings. You get up at about 1:00 pm; go to work for the same 8 hours, so you get out around 9 pm. Then you still want your dinner and evening, so you go to bed at about the equivalent of 4 am. Still only 9 hours for your evening toilet, sleeping, morning toilet, S-S-S, and morning commute.
It does matter if you get rid of what we now call mornings, there will still be 24 hours in a day. Let's say we do away with mornings. You get up at about 1:00 pm; go to work for the same 8 hours, so you get out around 9 pm. Then you still want your dinner and evening, so you go to bed at about the equivalent of 4 am. Still only 9 hours for your evening toilet, sleeping, morning toilet, S-S-S, and morning commute.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: The Ranting Thread
So your position is that even if we eliminated mornings, they'd still exist in spirit.
Now I'm grouchy
Now I'm grouchy
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I was having a good week... then the department manager for health/beauty aids decided she needed some product ready. Okay, that's not too bad.
Except the little moron decided to create a two long lists, the second one less than an hour before my shift ended. She screwed me over in getting the rest of my tasks done. Not. Happy.
Except the little moron decided to create a two long lists, the second one less than an hour before my shift ended. She screwed me over in getting the rest of my tasks done. Not. Happy.