The Joke Thread

[Deepcrush]

[Tsukiyumi]

Oh, man, is that insensitive and in poor taste.

[Mikey]

WARNING: tastelessness, depravity, and general evil to follow. Punch line in "spoiler" tags. You were warned, so don't come bitching to me if your effeminate little sensibilities get offended.


Q: What's the difference between a blonde man and a blonde woman?

A: The blonde woman has a higher sperm count.

[Lt. Staplic]

[Reliant121]

This isn't a bitch, cause I've had the help of a particularly rough public school to harden me to verbal taunts but...


I feel stupid, but I don't get the joke...

[Sonic Glitch]

This came from a friend of mine,

There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says,

"You man the guns. I'll drive."

[Tsukiyumi]

[Mikey]

@ Reliant - it's because she has

ingested or otherwise been the recipient of so much.

[Reliant121]

@ Reliant - it's because she has

ingested or otherwise been the recipient of so much.

Ahhhh. Now i feel far more enlightened.

[Sionnach Glic]

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup for longer.

[Reliant121]

Says the irishman who never even managed to get in

[Sionnach Glic]

Pfft. We were so spectacularly awesome that the French had to resort to cheating to win. 8)

[Mikey]

That could be taken in such a different way.

[Mikey]

I've decided that I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did.

Not screaming and panicking, like his passengers.

[Captain Seafort]

I think that's the third or fourth time someone's told that joke (and at least the second time you have). It gets boring very quickly.