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Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
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Yeah, always nice to have some advance warning.
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Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
What was your take on it, Rochey? Fan-tastic? 8)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Okay... this is bad. The guy's a classic Gary Stu. He just exists. There's no emotion behind him, no passion. And Laura? Laura? That's not a Betazoid name, even taking into account her mixed heritage. Oh, and she just goes for him. Ugh...
Please tell me my writing's not this bad. Please...
Please tell me my writing's not this bad. Please...
Re: Worst Fanfic You've Ever Encountered?
You talking about the link I posted?
No my friend. Not even close.
No my friend. Not even close.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Yeah, Mark. The special ops one with the Freeman guy. And thanks. 

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Ayah, that is horrid. I got as far as "my dads the Excalibur no1." and then closed it.Mark wrote:You talking about the link I posted?
No my friend. Not even close.
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I got about halfway through the first chapter and then gave up. Piece. of. Shit.
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Yeah, I never did see much to his stories except how everyone including Picard should kiss his main characters ass.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Read for about a minute and found the story totally bland.
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Good point, too. When he just lists stuff it has no passion. It's just Freeman reading off a piece of paper.Deepcrush wrote:Read for about a minute and found the story totally bland.
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Pretty much. "Freedman, you're the perfect person... here's why!"
Item one, item two, item three, item four... etc...
At some point its more like this kid was just making some hero to jerk off to.
Item one, item two, item three, item four... etc...
At some point its more like this kid was just making some hero to jerk off to.
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu