What's the latest in people's lives?
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
No excuse necessary. I'm good at giving that advice, not so much at taking it myself.
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Damn it Mikey.....when that corvette cut me off, where were you and your wisdom BEFORE I caught up with it at a parking lot, grabbed my keys, and......................................................................
Never mind.
Never mind.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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So, after about ten Aleves, and a quarter of a liter of whiskey, I'm still not able to walk today. Bathroom? I'm holding it.
As a result, I don't get to go to Bingo with my grandma today.
F*cking ACLs. "Intelligent" design, my ass.
As a result, I don't get to go to Bingo with my grandma today.
F*cking ACLs. "Intelligent" design, my ass.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Geez, I'm sorry.Tsukiyumi wrote:So, after about ten Aleves, and a quarter of a liter of whiskey, I'm still not able to walk today. Bathroom? I'm holding it.
As a result, I don't get to go to Bingo with my grandma today.
In a similar vein, a few days ago i argued against the "God is perfect" argument by saying that he can't be because he made the massive mistake of creating man...F*cking ACLs. "Intelligent" design, my ass.
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Sonic Glitch wrote:In a similar vein, a few days ago i argued against the "God is perfect" argument by saying that he can't be because he made the massive mistake of creating man...F*cking ACLs. "Intelligent" design, my ass.
Actually, I misread the label. It's a 1.75 liter bottle.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Shall I mail you some Vics?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Somehow, I don't think that's a plausible solution.
Thanks, though.
Thanks, though.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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But who's to say that he made us this way to begin with? Sorry, that's just a bad arguement.Sonic Glitch wrote: In a similar vein, a few days ago i argued against the "God is perfect" argument by saying that he can't be because he made the massive mistake of creating man...
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He was drunk.Tsukiyumi wrote:So, after about ten Aleves, and a quarter of a liter of whiskey, I'm still not able to walk today. Bathroom? I'm holding it.
As a result, I don't get to go to Bingo with my grandma today.
F*cking ACLs. "Intelligent" design, my ass.
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Or, after five days hard work, he was looking forward to a break and rushed the job.
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He said those two awful words..."close enough"Captain Seafort wrote:Or, after five days hard work, he was looking forward to a break and rushed the job.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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So, This storm is inpressily annoying. Yet I love it, haha.
bob and I went around and shoveled people's drives and porches, and got a couple tips for it, didn't ask for money, just got some. Tomorrow we'll be doing the same thing. My back is gonna be killing me.
bob and I went around and shoveled people's drives and porches, and got a couple tips for it, didn't ask for money, just got some. Tomorrow we'll be doing the same thing. My back is gonna be killing me.
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And Nick wins the "Not Actually A Word" Award for the day.Nickswitz wrote:...inpressily...
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Hey everybody! Just posting to let you know I'm still around. Since I was last on the forum, I've attended a Model UN conference and binge-watched every episode of Lost. So yeah.
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You've attended a Model UN Conference? Where at? I'm supposed to be attending one at Penn State this weekend, but due to "the snowstorm of the decade" (which is absolutely wimpy where we are) we've postponed our departure until tomorrow morning.Lazar wrote:Hey everybody! Just posting to let you know I'm still around. Since I was last on the forum, I've attended a Model UN conference and binge-watched every episode of Lost. So yeah.
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."