The most unintentionaly hilarious lines

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:05 am

My father-in-law, discussing his distaste for blue language being used in the presence of women: "I don't go for that foul-mouthed shit."

Foxfyre · Post by **Foxfyre** » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:58 am

One of my old supervisors in the middle of briefing a pilot abou the weather. "What are you Drunk?" After said pilot asked him a stupid question.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:50 am

A co worker asking me if I had any "S.E.C's" (Service Estimates for Customers)on my desk. I looked at her and my jaw dropped.

Tyyr · Post by **Tyyr** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:52 am

Was she worth having SECs on the desk?

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:56 am

OH YES..........I work in an office with three hotties.

Lazar · Post by **Lazar** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:03 am

In my head I was pronouncing the letters separately, so I didn't get it.

Foxfyre · Post by **Foxfyre** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:07 am

Was it good?

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:32 am

She was a bit intimidated by the AMOUNT of SECs I had on my desk

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:11 am

Mark wrote:She was a bit intimidated by the AMOUNT of SECs I had on my desk

Well, as long as you clean up afterward.

Lt. Staplic · Post by **Lt. Staplic** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:15 am

Lazar wrote:In my head I was pronouncing the letters separately, so I didn't get it.

I did the first time...then I got it.

Foxfyre · Post by **Foxfyre** » Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:14 am

Tsukiyumi wrote:
Mark wrote:She was a bit intimidated by the AMOUNT of SECs I had on my desk
Well, as long as you clean up afterward.

Well did you?

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:23 am

Of course

Foxfyre · Post by **Foxfyre** » Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:06 am

Mark wrote:Of course

Nice! Me I had a quicke in the Helium Storage room at my last command. Almost got my ass caught.