Things people would never say
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Me: "I'm joining a monastery."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Sionnach Glic
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"You know, the GCS isn't really that bad after all."
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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I've got it...Rochey admitting the GCS isn't that bad...I seriously thought he'd spontaniously burst into flames if that combination of words ever eminated from his brain.Rochey wrote:"You know, the GCS isn't really that bad after all."
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Re: Things people would never say
Anyone: Hollywood is capable of originality.
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
Stan - South Park
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Re: Things people would never say
Me: I love getting work done early.
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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Me: "I'm going to run a marathon!"
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Alternates include:
"I'm going to climb Mt McKinley!"
"You guys take the elevator; I'll take the stairs."
and,
"I can beat that old man in a footrace."
"I'm going to climb Mt McKinley!"
"You guys take the elevator; I'll take the stairs."
and,
"I can beat that old man in a footrace."
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: Things people would never say
Deepcrush: "I.....HATE.....EXCELSIOR!!!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Things people would never say
Worf: "I'm sorry Commander, I won't be able to join you in your new calisthenics program. I will be taking a milk bath and tending to my garden."
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who
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Wesley Crusher: "I just can't do it Captain!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Troi - [insert any intelligent statement here]
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Re: Things people would never say
Berman to Braga: "I'm sorry. This script just doesn't make sense for this time period. Remember, this takes place BEFORE TOS, not after Voyager. Maybe we should re-watch The Cage for inspiration."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.