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"A tiskit a tasket, I found my SPAM basket!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Graham Kennedy
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An Aliens montage :
They're coming outta the spam!. They're coming outta the goddamn spam!
Lieutenant, what do those pulse rifles fire?
10 millimeter explosive tip spam. Standard light armor piercing round, why?
They cut the spam!
What do you mean, "*They* cut the spam"? How could they cut the spam, man? They're animals!
Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a spam?
No. Have you?
I say we take off and spam the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no spam!
It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their spam. Heh!
In nineteen minutes, this area's gonna be a cloud of spam the size of Nebraska.
Ripley, she doesn't have bad dreams because she's just a piece of spam.
They're coming outta the spam!. They're coming outta the goddamn spam!
Lieutenant, what do those pulse rifles fire?
10 millimeter explosive tip spam. Standard light armor piercing round, why?
They cut the spam!
What do you mean, "*They* cut the spam"? How could they cut the spam, man? They're animals!
Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a spam?
No. Have you?
I say we take off and spam the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Hudson! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no spam!
It's a rescue mission, you'll love it. There's some juicy colonists' daughters we have to rescue from their spam. Heh!
In nineteen minutes, this area's gonna be a cloud of spam the size of Nebraska.
Ripley, she doesn't have bad dreams because she's just a piece of spam.
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
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Very nice, GK.
Well, there's always the classic
"Use the spam Luke"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Varthikes
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"I want to learn the ways of the Force and become spam like my father."
"I cannot teach him. The boy has no spam."
"I cannot teach him. The boy has no spam."
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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"That armor's to strong for blasters. Spam group, use your harpoon and tow cable. Go for the legs, it might be our only way of stopping them!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tsukiyumi
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" If you were any other Spam, I'd kill you where you stand!"
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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"I have been and ever shall be your spam."
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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"Mr. Worf, use whatever spam is necessary."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"Where's that damn spam?!"
"Target that spam and fire!"
"Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us spam is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold... in space."
"On Earth, two hundred years ago, I was a prince with power over spam."
"Target that spam and fire!"
"Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us spam is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold... in space."
"On Earth, two hundred years ago, I was a prince with power over spam."
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"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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Sonic Glitch
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Forget to edit?Lazar wrote: "Do you know the Klingon proverb that tells us revenge is a dish that is best served cold? It is very cold... in space."
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Don't you mean spammit?Lazar wrote:Oh dammit.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Hope not, we'd be here all day quoting Jack Bauer :-
"Spammit"
"Spammit"
"SPAMMIT!"
"Spammit"
"Spammit"
"SPAMMIT!"
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Tsukiyumi
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"Spammit, Chloe! I need that cell number NOW!"kostmayer wrote:Hope not, we'd be here all day quoting Jack Bauer :-
"Spammit"
"Spammit"
"SPAMMIT!"
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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"If at first you don't succeed, spam and spam again!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.