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DITL surprises Chromedome in the middle of his daily skincare treatment.
"I call this meeting of the Crumbly Goat Cheese Appreciation Society to order ..."
On the chin-the Mark of Gideon.
The Cult of Gor the God Butcher has found it’s high priest.
If you thought the Klingons looked very different in the alternate timeline... Have a look at the Ferengi!
Fortunately, the Sun-Screenians evolved to be able to survive their hostile environment.
Every kid when they learn the truth about Santa Claus.
"MAKEUP!!! YOU MISSED A SPOT!!"
This is one… definition… of a ‘White Christmas.’
"Welcome to Meringue World! May your egg whites be whipped to soft peaks!""
He's cracking up.
A new twist on wearing white for a wedding.
Supposed to be pancake makeup, not concrete makeup.
“What do you mean they canceled my show?!”
Once again, Kirk looses his shirt… the reactions were as expected.
More than 8 years of drama class. Four separate auditions. Ten hours of makeup. Then being told your part is being cut because it is ‘not necessary.’
His date asked him to dress like this and meet up at the restaurant. The attire was not allowed and the date never showed up.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’25
.
Wear Sunscreen.”
“What do you mean by ‘naughty list?’”
While it is not my place to comment on fashion, I am curious. What are the operational requirements to get yourself to look like that? It appears to be far too intense to be a daily occurrence.
“Look at me. I am the captain now.”
Getting a gig on Star Trek seemed like a good career move ... until he found out that it was on top of the tree.
Watching your cat knock over your Christmas Tree. Bad, Mittens!
After going through a rough patch, Dr. McCoy decided he needed a massive change in his life. Who expected his marriage would end THAT badly?
Producer: Is this character going to be in a Star Trek movie or 28 Years Later?
This breaks several laws of physiques, Makeup.
Quint: Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the ho
"Never mind the Christmas jumper. This is my festive face!"
The expression of regret after eating Sir Robin’s minstrels.
Wait, what!?!? The ACA (Affordable Care Act) is the SAME as Obamacare?
Bashar al-Assad leaves Damascus in disguise.
"No! I am not Frankie Chestnuts!"
Shouldn't the right half of my face be black?
I see another person looked Medusa right in the eye.
A pre-production still from a new series of "I'm An Extra, Get Me Out Of Here!"
In an attempt to hide from the media, ex-TV chef Gregg Wallace gets a part on Star Trek
A spectator after a Shatner concert.
Yet another fool opened the Ark of the Covenant.
Plastered?
When your dermatologist is unexpectantly dropped by your insurance and become out-of-network.
This is one way to deal with a police state, wear so much makeup your features are hidden.
A common reaction to reading a bad script. After accepting a role before reading.
Yet another individual that The Brave Sir Robin ran away from.
Resting Piñata Face
Nibiran really do not understand the concept of self care.
Nibiran really do not understand the concept of skin care.
Director: "CUT! MAKEUP! SPACKLER!"
Nibiran: "SPACKLE!! I need SPACKLE!!"
[Thinking to self]: I wonder if my body really smells as bad as the commercials on television say it does?
Nibiran: "UNGUENT!! I need UNGUENT!!
Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst?
(offscreen) "The upside is that the makeup sets solid so we don't have to reapply it every morning ... Isn't that great?"
This isn't what you do with Ketracel White.
This is what happens when you try to snort Tarvokian Powder Cake.
The extra desperately tries to tell the crew that the make-up has set solid and he can't move.
(offscreen) "OK, but with you blowing so much of the budget on Stewart & Frakes, all we can afford is a lot of brightly coloured cheap fabric, some secondhand rubber noses and a s***load of Polyfilla/Spackle!"
Star Trek So White.
Coconut cream pie right in the kisser
(offscreen) "I am telling you, sir. I am before having much experience in Bollywood. This is being the ideal space peasant look!"
Emergency Medical Hologram: “Please state the nature of your… Cheezits! What happened to you?”
This will be me by the time of the 2028 US election.
Yet another species confused by humanity.
*Body snatchers scream intensifies *
Trump was finally able to abolish ObamaCare. The results were as expected.
The heartbreak of psoriasis.
The day the makeup artists ran out of ideas…
When you walk in on your parents ‘wrestling.’

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