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| Airport security has gotten to the point of no return. |
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Riker [Offscreen]: "Doctor, is he going to be OK? What's wrong with him?"
Dr. Soong: "It's bad... I think he had the sea bass." |
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| Triggering a gag reflex? |
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| Relax and open wide |
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| As guys get older, the toys get more expensive. |
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| "Someone tell Dr. Crusher that I've found Wesley." |
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Riker: "Is Data going to be alright? I think he's dead."
Soong [Speaking in the voice of Miracle Max from ‘The Princess Bride’.]: “Oooo... Look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY DEAD. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead, is slightly alive. All dead, there's just one thing you can do... Check his pockets for loose change." |
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| This, sadly, is the smallest object to ever go down Data’s throat. Thank Yar’s ‘collection.’ |
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| Riker [off screen]: "Little more... Better... Better... STOP! Back it off just a touch... RIGHT THERE! Perfect! I think this is the best reception we've got in months! |
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| Things that make you go "Ahhhh!" |
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| "So that's where the missing redshirt went!" |
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| Data’s attempt at grooming Spot resulted in a need for extensive cat hair removal. From his throat. |
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| Security knew it was pointless, but the regulations said they had to give him a breathalyser test. |
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| Data... Now ribbed for your pleasure. |
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| Drill baby drill. |
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| Data undergoes transformation into Deepthroat. |
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| Due to ever increasing insecurity, Chromedome is undergoing ever more invasive treatment for halitosis. |
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| Dr. Evil: "This will even be better than sharks with 'LASER' beams attached to their heads." |
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| Data ordered the full valet cleaning service. |
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| Colonoscopies for androids are performed... shall we say... somewhat differently. |
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| Miracle Max takes on his most improbable task. |
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| “I have no idea why an android would choose to undergo a uvula removal procedure, but you did pay in cash and upfront.” |
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| Yar ‘inscribed’ a little word onto Data’s tongue. He is finally getting it removed. |
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| Data has decided to tryout the tongue piercing that Yar recommended. |
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| "Sorry, Data. I'm going to have to shut you down. These Canadian electricity tariffs mean you're too expensive to run." |
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| A Taste of Armed Oral Probe |
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| Dagger of the Mouth |
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| Data was luckier than most people in Britain - he had found an NHS dentist! |
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| Castle Anthrax has quite the intense screening process for oral health. Sir Lancelot knows why. |
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| And the suppository came out the other end! |
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| Deep Throat? |
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| Data made a very big mistake. Grooming a cat with his own tongue. The hair removal process was surprisingly extensive. |
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| Here we see Biggus Dickus being used by Dirtius Grampus on Eroticus Roboticus. |
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| Due to the angrily imposed tariffs by a narcissistic orange head of state, Data is forced to use bootleg parts to stay alive. |
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| Dentists in the 24th century. I cannot tell, is the experience any different? |
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| Jigsaw is trying out a new puppet. |
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| "If you don't pay the ransom, Captain, I will send the android back in pieces." |
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| Data’s latest upgrade included a fancy mouth laser. |
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| The Halloween upgrade included vampire teeth. |
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| "There's Botox on the Starboard lip!" |
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Data: "Father, why did you install teeth when I do not need them for nutrient ingestion?"
Soong: "Good question! Shut up." |
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Doctor: “Open wide, stick out your tongue and say Ahhhh.”
Data: “Ooooooo.”
Doctor: “ No… Ahhhh.”
Data: “Eeeeeee.”
Doctor: “ No, ahh… Never mind… Let’s try some Gilbert and Sullivan.” |
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| Surprisingly, even androids endure tonsil stones. |
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| Is there in Tooth no Beauty? |
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| 24th century Real Dolls are surprisingly detailed, but also require extensive maintenance. |
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| Dr. Soong is attempting to repair damage done by one of Yar’s favorite ‘activities.’ |
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| Unexpected earthquake in 3… 2… 1… |
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| Oral health care… in SPAAAAACE…… |
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Doctor: “Temperature… 24C. Blood pressure… Two.”
Nurse: “24? And two? Just two?”
Doctor: “Just two. Get ready, I’m going to do a rectal.”
Nurse: “I’ll get the WD40 and the duct tape” |
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| Soong [Speaking in the voice of Miracle Max from ‘The Princess Bride’.]: “Oy! I’m seeing problems here, lemme tell you. Are you flossing regularly?” |
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| Do Androids Dream Of Electric Teeth |
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