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| Romulan Kohlinahr student. |
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Senator Tal'aura: “Frankie Chestnuts, Frankie Chestnuts, Frankie Chestnuts, Frankie Chestnuts, Frankie Chestnuts…
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Chromdome, Chromdome, Chromdome, Chromdome…
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Chromdome!” |
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| Tal'aura thought the captioneers were slipping. Not one caption this month that mentioned Frankie Chestnuts or Chromedome. |
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| Having had a hit with Japanese Boy back in 1981, Aneka was now trying to make a comeback with Romulan Boy. |
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| In search of Romulan Pon Farr. |
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| "Mister Bond. I've been expecting you." |
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| Tal'aura has got to be one of the most aerodynamic Romulans I’ve EVER seen. |
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| The senator tried, but her hard stare was no match for the one she got from Paddington Bear. |
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| "Well, at least the costume is more comfortable than the chainmail thong I had when I was a Klingon." |
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| "Purple with gray streaks? I can make this work". |
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| Little known fact: Lily Munster lived well into the 25th century using an assumed name and race. |
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| Peace deal skeptic. |
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Married At First Sight: Romulus
Senator Tal'aura and ... Duane Dibley??? |
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| Shannon Cochran: "I'm not bad. I'm just typecast that way." |
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Mr Trump, if you are as rude to me as you have been to some reporters,
I will rip out your liver. |
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| "Actually, 'M' is my favorite letter. Why?" |
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| "Actually, 'M' is my favorite letter. Why?" |
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| "Actually,'M' is my favorite letter. Why?" |
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| At least I'm not cast as a Reman. |
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| "It's always been Wankershim." |
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| "I, a teleporter accident version of Richard Ayoade, am spending 48 hours on Romulus with bon-vivant and senator Tal'aura. Together, we will explore the destructive potential of runaway particle fountains. We're here, but should we have come?" |
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| "Talk to your doctor, and see if Thalaron radiation is right for you. Side effects may include headaches, dizziness, and rapid disintegration. Do not use with phased chroniton pulses." |
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| "Yes, I do like films about gladiators." |
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"Yeah, so I'm experiencing all the races. Kalita the Human, then Sirella the Klingon, now Tal'Aura the Romulan."
"Which one was best?"
"The one the paid the most." |
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| Where will you be when your Thalaron radiation device goes off? |
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| "Where else would I hide a Thalaron radiation device?" |
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| "What do you mean - 'You're looking a bit off colour'?" |
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| "How's your diet going, Praetor? Well, I'm sure you'll lose weight soon." |
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Secretary: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Tholian ambassador just called to cancel."
Tal'Aura: "....Well, #$%#$%." |
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| "I'll have two of whatever the human had, two caption contests ago." |
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| So we jumped up on the thalaron device, and shouted anarchy, just you and me, punk rock Romulan |
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| "Don't sass me about my hair, mom, I'm EMO now." |
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Senator Tal'aura: "Do these ears make my a$$ look big?"
Praetor Hiren: "Um... No they don't... You just have a fat a$$!" |
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| "This week on Star Trek: Bad Haircuts..." |
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| "Senator, is that a Thalaron Radiation Device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" |
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| It was when she looked in the mirror that she realised just how much the wardrobe & makeup departments hated her. |
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