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| "Welcome to the White House. The President will shout at you shortly." |
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| Kirk: "I'm enjoying this. Can we be in this caption again next month?" |
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| Smile and smile. Don't trust those who smile to much. |
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If you're going to Gamma Triangula VI
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair. |
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| Kirk: "Bones... Beam down immediately and bring the antihistamines. You wouldn't believe how much mucus one Vulcan can generate. |
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| "My fake hair and the un-natural colour of my skin shows that I am a true follower of Trump-ty!" |
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| Is it to late for a recall election? |
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| "I haven't always done this, Captain. I used to be a nuclear safety inspector until I was sacked by DOGE." |
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| I wonder. When will Kirk start acting like Zap Brannigan? |
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| Yeah, Bill, look down the cleavage. |
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| Kirk: Does your culture practice ‘death by snu-snu?’ |
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| Not seen in this image, the graves of catholic missionaries who were violently rejected. |
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| Kirk is already trying to convince himself that he is not attracted to the local population. |
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| A rare moment when Sony executives are getting along with Microsoft executives. |
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| This is the first contact between Macs and PCs. |
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| This is the first contact between Macs and PCs. I cannot identify which group is which. |
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"Spock. Analysis."
"It doesn't suit me, Captain." |
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| "Welcome to the spa, Captain. Would you like a massage or the full body hair waxing?" |
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For Kirk, another round of penicillin after the mission.
For Spock, another day in denial. |
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| Here we see a species that has never experienced Shatner’s music. They will mark this day as the beginning of the end. |
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| A culture at peace, all due to a lack of social media. |
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Kirk, fighting to control his eyes.
Spock, having no reaction at all. |
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Spock:"Be cautious about possible thorns."
Kirk:"Explain."
Spock: "We're out of Redshirts." |
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| This looks like the beginning of a dream come true for Kirk. Start the stop watch, let’s see how long this lasts. |
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| There are Crispy Critters on every planet. |
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| Space Hippy: "Is that a sequoia sempervirens in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" |
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| In a small but significant outburst of emotion, Spock mutters under his breath: "Damn hippies". |
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| Kirk is about to experience his worst nightmare. A world where sex does not exist. |
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| Woodstock 2267 |
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| Hippie Communes… in spaaaaaaaaaace. |
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| "Well, it looks like this is going to be a good ComicCon!" |
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"Thanks for getting me a part, Mr. Shatner. Do you think I can get a permanent job here?"
"Let's discuss it in my Winnebago." |
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Spock: "This planet has had good reviews on TripAdvisor, Captain."
"Kirk: "I can see the attractions from here." |
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Kirk: Spock, do you understand the meaning of this ceremony?
Spock: I am surprised. Haven’t you ever been mass-married before? |
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| Kirk:"Um, you are about to have a wardrobe malfunction. " |
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Kirk: Mr. Spock, are you able to identify these flowers and any cultural meanings?
Spock: There are a type of parasitic vine with chemical properties similar to Earth’s Poison Ivy. They are subtle message that roughly translates as ‘hippity, hoppity, get off my property.’ |
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Logic is a little bird tweeting in a meadow.
Logic is pretty flowers that smell bad. |
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This bunch is ready to hitchhike.....
They all have their towels. |
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Kirk... Always pondering if the carpet matches the drapes.
Spock... Always pondering the hallucinogenic effects of the local plant life. |
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| Captain Kirk... Always pondering if the carpet matches the drapes. |
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Kirk, his fear of commitment surging.
Spock, his lack of emotion showing. |
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| Kirk: "Hey Spocko... How 'bout you take the blond and I'll take the... I guess... the OTHER blond." |
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| This image records the moment Kirk was exposed to every plant allergy he had. At once. McCoy would remember the required treatments as the moment Kirk’s dignity evaporated. |
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| Kirk: "You have a beautiful body. I mean celestial body. I mean planet." |
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| Kirk: Spock, note this in the ship’s log. A planet like this would make an excellent location for an exiled leader to set up a colony. |
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| The pictured individuals are rejoicing after eat Sir Robin’s Minstrels. |
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| Though not actually shown, Spock his covering his wallet with an abundance of caution. Kirk has fully fallen for the trap. |
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| Kirk: "Hey, sweetheart… Ya wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?" |
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| Spock [holding the flowers]: “Most curious, Captain. It seems to have a tranquilizing effect on the human nervous system. Fortunately, of course, I am… immune to its… effect…” |
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| Captains' Log. 2437.5. Planet Wonka. We have been captured by the indigenous Oompah Loompahs and are being forced into slavery making delicious confectionery products. |
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| "Are you sure this is necessary just to meet Frankie Chestnuts?" |
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| "There we go. Now keep these on your wrists and then if you get lost, someone will be able to call your mummy or daddy to get you home." |
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| Captain's Log .. First Officer's Vine |
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| Captain's Log-- |
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| Kirk has yet to ‘give her all he’s got.’ |
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| Kirk must share a woman for once in his life. And he must do so with Spock. |
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| “By the power vested in me, as Priestess of Vaal, I now pronounce you Husband and Husband! You may kiss the husband.” |
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Kirk: Spock?
Spock: Captain?
Kirk: Did we travel through time?
Spock: No.
Kirk: Were we exposed to some unknown hallucinogen?
Spock: No.
Kirk: Is this some highly sophisticated illusion?
Spock: No.
Kirk: Then what is going on?!
Spock: We are getting ‘leied.’ |
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| I think this is the only known example of Kirk and Spock getting lei’d at the same time. |
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| "Oooooo, shiny!" |
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