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| "Frankie, you know I love you, but Chromedome, he's so ... so ... ohhhhh!" |
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Frankie Chestnuts: “My mind to your mind… you will STOP winning the DITL Caption Competition. YOU WILL STOP WINNING THE DITL CAPTION COMPETITION!”
Chromedome: “Dream on, Chestnuts!” |
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Klingon Olympic Curling involved sliding the severed heads of your enemies down a sheet of ice.
Vulcan Olympic Curling was just a little less violent, but still 'in your face'. |
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"If you love me, you'll swallow it."
"You kidding? It's a Rowntree's Fruit Pastille! All you can do is chew!" |
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| Nimoy just mentioned to Cattral that she has a grey eye lash hair. |
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| Valeris: I was the one who sabotaged the captain’s girdle. I replaced all of the dilithium crystals in the warp core with ‘pop rocks.’ I was the one who left the ‘upper decker’ in deck 4 lavatory. |
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| Lt. Valeris has just been outed regarding her wig. |
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| Looking down in the mouth. |
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| Being an amateur and untrained observer of others, I think they are going to kiss…. What? What is a ‘mind-meld?’ |
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| I don’t believe this is how Vulcans perform a dental exam. |
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Spock: "My mind to your mind... My thoughts to your thoughts...
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Humm...?
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I think I'm picking up air traffic control out of Chicago." |
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Spock: "My mind to your mind..."
Valeris: "I don't think so."
Spock: "My thoughts to your thoughts..."
Valeris: "Then you'd know this is a bunch of horse hockey."
Spock: "Our minds are becoming one..."
Valeris: "You're kidding, right?" |
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| I'll have what she's having. |
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| "You don't fool me, I know it's you, Wil Wheaton!" |
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Nimoy: "Where's the mistletoe? I must have mistletoe!"
Director: "There isn't any mistletoe."
Nimoy: "But this is the Christmas special! How can I pretend?"
Director: "And we're filming in July. Just kiss goddamit!" |
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| "My God! It's full of stars!" |
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| Reservoir Dogs, Star Trek style. |
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| "If I stick my fingers in your ears, the earwax will come out of your nose." |
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| ‘Keep it fairly clean,’ they said… then why do you use images like this?! |
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| The fanfic ideas spawned by this scene are best left unsaid. |
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| So he could stay in character, Nimoy made is theatrical agent dress the part for their meetings. |
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| “Lieutenant, your tonsils are inflamed.” |
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| Deep Throat? |
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| Spock: Hold still… I can see it. It’s just an eyelash. |
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| Kiss me, you fool. |
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| Spock: "You WILL get along with Sarah Jessica Parker...YOU WILL GET ALONG WITH SARAH JESSICA PARKER." |
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| In space, no one can hear you scream. |
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| "I'm sorry, Captain. You do not make a good female impersonator." |
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Head band: $4
Letting the Boss know what you think of him: Priceless.
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| "I said, can I borrow a cup of sugar?" |
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| "From the dental work, I can tell you're not British." |
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| Spock: "Now tell me, what letter comes before 'P'?" |
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| Spock: "Captain, it is not what you think. It is merely a mind meld." |
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| Spock: "These thoughts are not logical." |
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Spock: "The power of Christ compels you! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!"
Kirk [offscreen]: "Personally, I feel compelled."
Bones [offscreen]: "Me too." |
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| Dr. Spock... Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist. |
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| "What a big nose you have, Granny!" |
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| The Mission:Impossible team crossover with Star Trek - That's really Ethan Hunt in a Vulcan mask |
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| The interrogation of a prisoner from planet RuPaul |
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| Vulcan romance is confusing to many. |
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| McCoy: According to all my medical knowledge, that is not how one should perform a facial massage. |
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| “The power of Surak compels you!” |
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| The Vulcan ‘O-face.’ |
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