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| Kirk: Mr Scott… why did the transporter remove my underwear? |
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| With starvation inevitable, Scotty was assigned to the new role of ‘Sir Robin’s Minstrel.’ This image was recorded when he realized what that meant. |
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| Don't beam down in a red shirt. |
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Scottie: "Why dae ye get the nice blue jackets? This red uniform isnae my colour and it disnae gang weel wi my complexion.
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Ah could also be happy wi a nice grey or off white." |
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| Kirk: Mr. Scott, why do you have Tribble herpies on your face? |
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Jaylah: "What's a haggis?"
Scotty: "Well lass, 'tis a wee animal that has evolved legs longer on one side than the other so it can stand upright on the hillsides where it lives. So to catch one you have to get it to turn round so it falls over." |
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| "Aye, Cap'n. Did ye nae know 'tis 25th January? 'Tis Burns Night when anyae true Scotsman mus' drink whisky an' eat haggis!" |
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| "Do you remember where we parked the ship?" |
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| Scotty’s New Year’s Resolution was to never let the transporter malfunction. It failed on day one. |
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| Umm, which century is this? |
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Scotty: Captain, don’t go behind that rock.
Kirk: Tell me why, Mr Scott.
Scotty: Please, just take my word for it.
Kirk: Mr. Scott…
Scotty: Spock, Uhura, pon far… and Dr. McCoy. |
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| Kirk: Let’s forget the ‘why’ and focus on the ‘how.’ How were you, Mr. Scott, able to get the Enterprise ‘repossessed’ by the Ferengi?! |
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| Kirk: Let’s forget the ‘how’ and focus on the ‘why.’ Why did you think it was a good idea to bet on the transporter actually working at a crucial time? |
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Kirk: "So we're playing Master Of The Universe. I'm He-man .."
Scotty: "Predictable."
Kirk: "Jaylah is Teela, Chekov is Man-At-Arms and ..."
Scotty: "And?"
Kirk: "You can be Skeletor!" |
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Kirk: "So what do you think? Chinese?"
Scotty: "How about Thai?"
Chekov: "Nah, too spicy! Russian!"
Jaylah: "Mexican?"
Chekov: “Russian!”
Scotty: "Pizza!"
Kirk: "Thin or thick?"
Kaylah: "Chicago!"
Chekov: “Russian!” |
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Kirk: "OK, so that's two pints of lager, a double vodka, a Sex On the Beach, three packets of crisps, and a packet of pork scratchings?"
Scotty: "You'd better get a tray."
Kirk: "Don't you think I've got enough to carry?" |
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| The origins of the computer virus infecting the Enterprise have been discovered. Mr. Scott’s internet ‘activities’ weren’t the only problems in main engineering. |
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| Kirk: Mr. Scott, your fly is down. |
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| "What do you mean, you don't like haggis? Everybody likes haggis!" |
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| "So where are we going to go for lunch then?" |
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| Scotty’s panic was so intense, one could use his sphincter as a cigar cutter. |
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♫ One of these things is not like the other ♪
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...Well, actually, two of these things are not like the others... I mean, they aren't alike either, but, you know, one's an alien female, but Mr. Scott is different because he's wearing red... and he's wearing red... Then again, Chekov is Russian, so he's different... Forget it! |
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| Kirk: Scotty, what do you mean by saying I may not be the father? |
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| Chromedome is shocked to find out that somebody WANTS to invite him to a party! |
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| FrankieChestnuts, Miss Marple and The Geek are shocked that Chromedome forgot what the theme for the costume party. |
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| There was a distinct lack of amusement when everyone learned that the planet was called ‘Fantasy Island’ and that Mr. Scott was in charge. |
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| "This isn't what I expected when I signed up to be on Love Island!" |
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| The moment you realize your mistake and you keep making it worse. |
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| Kirk: Mr. Scott, could you please clarify the ‘odds and ends’ you traded away for 2107 whisky. |
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| No one expects the Scotty Inquisition! |
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Scotty: Is it just me who wants a better storyline?
Chekov: What's wrong with this one?
Scotty: On a deserted planet being hunted by aliens? Been done.
Jaylah: Hey, I'm not psycho!
Kirk: So what'd you suggest?
Scotty: A barfight in a spacestation, or turn the ship into a cruise liner?
Chekov: Combat drinking!
Kirk: But would I look heroic?
Scotty: There'd be lots of girls.
Kirk: I'm in! |
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| Scotty made the mistake of not wearing his brown pants. |
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Scotty: I just discovered the location of Admiral Archer’s prized beagle.
Kirk: Where is it?
Scotty: Over there, over there, and up there. |
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| The New Year’s Resolution for Scotty: prove his captain wrong. It is not going well. |
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| Scotty is not digesting the haggis well. The loud and drawn out fart is only the beginning of what is to come. |
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| Kirk: I understand problems with the warp drive and transporter, but how did the plumbing of every toilet on the ship suddenly go into reverse? |
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| Kirk: "Seriously, Scotty? At a time like this and you're suggesting we take a break and play strip poker?" |
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| "Mr Scott, where are the tribbles?" |
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| "Do DITL know that it is bad luck to leave the Christmas decorations up past 12th Night?" |
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| "She's looking at me in that tone of voice again, Captain!" |
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| Everyone just learned Pegg is being paid the most. |
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| Pegg: "This script reminds me of an early draft I did for 'Shaun Of The Dead'. Do you think we can persuade the director to include a scene with a Cornetto?" |
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| "Sorry, HOW much are you getting paid, Simon?" |
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| Jaylah: "You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good!" |
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| "What do you mean by 'She was in the Christmas cracker'?" |
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| "Yeah, OK, so I farted!" |
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| Kirk: Was that a joke about my hair or Jaylah’s? |
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| Kirk: Was that a joke about my hair or Ohura’s? |
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| It appears these four ‘simply walked into Mordor.’ |
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| Kirk: Mr. Scott, how does one ‘misplace’ a Federation Star Ship? |
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| No one said being the Chief Engineer of a Star Ship would be easy. What is always ignored is the laundry system. |
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| Scotty: “Hold on… Did I no catch the memo fer the dress code? |
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| Scotty: “Why are ye starin' at me? Whit aboot ye gei that white lass in the barmy gear a wee look?” |
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Pine: “Hang on a sec… You’re not Scottish!”
Pegg: “I’m closer than the last guy that played this role!” |
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| After Kirk called for volunteers to go on a dangerous mission, everyone turned to the only person in red. |
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"I thought I signed up for Star Trek, not Masters Of The Universe!"
"Is there a difference?" |
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| "Do you remember where we parked?" |
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| Everyone was surprised. How did he survive while wearing a red shirt? |
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| Kirk: We just discussed this with Spock. Scotty, what made you think it was a good idea to plant tracking devices on us without our consent? |
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| Kirk: Mr. Scott, what did you do to the ship this time? |
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