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| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | Kieko: I see you are not worried about your dignity. |
| Captain 8472 | Set eyes to maximum ‘judgy.’ |
| Captain 8472 | The ‘I have photos to prove it’ look. |
| Captain 8472 | Kieko: Miles, I am a teacher. Star Trekkin is a grammatically incorrect song. There’s Klingons on the starboard bow is a major problem. ‘There’s’ is the verbal contraction of ‘there is,’ referring to a singular object. Klingons is plural. When referring to a plural, ‘there are’ or its contraction ‘there’re’ is used. And this a song written by those in higher education…. Miles: Buzz kill… |
| Chromedome | "Ohhhhhhh, Frankie!" |
| Chromedome | "OMG, Miles! So you CAN eat your own body weight in Easter eggs!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Molly: "Mommy, why does Daddy spend so much time alone with Dr. Bashir?" Keiko: "Well Molly, Daddy enjoys his company." Molly: "But why does he always come home smelling like baby oil and incense?" Keiko: "Because your daddy is a sick bastard." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Keiko: "Sooo... You will be spending the next 6 hours in Holodeck 2 with Julian storming the Bastille? Miles: "Sure, we may spend an hour or two in Quarks after. What are you going to do to keep yourself busy?" Keiko: "Dax and I will be in Holodeck 1 running The Immersive Caligula Experience." Miles: "Great... You guys enjoy yourselves." |
| Captain 8472 | Miles: Keiko, does this make me look fat? |
| Captain 8472 | Learning your March Madness Bracket was wrong at every point. |
| Captain 8472 | Learning your kid just talked about your ‘dating’ life in kindergarten. |
| Captain 8472 | I know that look. The wife/girlfriend looking at her man after he does something intended to be wholesome, only to turn it into epic cringe. |
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