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Reingard Bones: "This is why we wear aprons during Bridge Finger-painting Hour, Jim."
Frankie Chestnuts Bones... Stoic, serious, professional.
Kirk... Spilled a pudding cup on his uniform during his afternoon snack.
Frankie Chestnuts Paintball... IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!!
Miss Marple Bones: Jim... Stop taunting the monkeys.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk [In a sing-song manner]: ♫ "Ha-ha! Missed me!" ♪
Bones: "Ahem... Jim...".
Frankie Chestnuts Movie Crossover Idea
Star Trek: Alien
Synopsis: An intrepid band of space explorers come upon an alien nursery. The ever opportunistic captain is surprised when he gives birth to his youngling in a most violent fashion.
Chromedome "This is what happens when you mess with tomatoes, kids. Just say no!"
Chromedome "NURSE! Ketchup incident! Stat!"
Reingard Bones: "I'm very disappointed in you, Ensign. We don't use the Captain's uniform as a napkin on Spaghetti Night."
Reingard Bones: "I hate to say I told you so, Jim, but... I told you so!"
Captain 8472 McCoy: Ma’am, if you want to give Jim a bloody nose, let me know first. I prefer to have my equipment ready for when my captain steps out of line.
Captain 8472 Kirk is surprised, McCoy is smug, Spock was proven wrong.

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