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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | Kryten: "Very well, Mr. Lister. Rave mode engaged." |
| N'tran DS 12 | Makeup artist:"We can have your face covered with moss or with snow." Extra:"Make it snow." |
| Chromedome | "I'm trying to look like Kryten." "Kryten? You look more like a cretin." |
| Chromedome | "So what have you come to the party as?" "An iced Krispy Kreme doughnut." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Here we see the result of a transporter accident involving Herman Munster and a bucket of some sort of goo from The Home Depot. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | “Take a nap said the tattoo artist … What could go wrong said the tattoo artist…” |
| Captain 8472 | “Smile, Gurney.” “I am smiling.” |
| Chromedome | "As Count Binface's election agent, how do you feel about your candidate's failure to become Member of Parliament for Clacton?" "I think failure is a bit strong. Count Binface came second with over 9500 votes. That is about 40% of the votes for the winner! And he gets his deposit back! For the first time ever!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Just one more plastic surgery and this guy will look like Michael Jackson. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ♫ You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent! ♫ |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Yes, yes!!! We LOVE the video movies with gladiators. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Greetings!! They call me Smiley! |
| Chromedome | "I know how to get plastered." |
| N'tran DS 12 | I really should have read the fine print of my contract. |
| Chromedome | "Hello! I'm canvassing for Count Binface to be Member of Parliament here in Clacton. Can we count on your vote?" [In the interests of political balance, other candidates are available - but none of them are sensible.] |
| Chromedome | "You can keep your warp factor. Round here we need sun protection factor. 50000." |
| N'tran DS 12 | Grit your teeth and carry on. |
| N'tran DS 12 | There were lines on the mirror Lines on his face. |
| Captain 8472 | “No one expects the Stellar Inquisition!” |
| Captain 8472 | “Draw me like your French girls.” |
| Captain 8472 | Has the ozone layer gotten that bad? |
| Captain 8472 | Creepy clowns…. In Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace…. |
| Chromedome | (offscreen) "You're supposed to use the toothpaste on your teeth idiot!" |
| Chromedome | That's what you call cracking a smile. |
| Chromedome | Normally, he was a hard headed guy. But sometimes he was a bit flaky at the edges. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Director: “CUT!!! MAKEUP!!! I specifically requested black teeth… BLACK TEETH!!” |
| N'tran DS 12 | Plastered? |
| N'tran DS 12 | Makeup department, I'll get you for this. |
| N'tran DS 12 | This is the creepiest smile since Kor. |
| N'tran DS 12 | We needed drydock, not drywall. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | “Unguent!! I need UNGUENT.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Pasty white skin: Check! Ugly Euro style scarf: Check! All he needs is retro facial hair and we got the first hipster! |
| Chromedome | "Hi honey! I'm home!" |
| Chromedome | This is what happens when a plasterer has a bad day at the office. |
| Chromedome | "Welcome to Spackle-world!" |
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