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Chromedome "Bones, I love it when she's angry!"
Chromedome Monster Of The Week #37 - The 12" Meatball Marinara
Captain 8472 Director: Cut! Shatner, you need to town it down. Kelly, you are flawless.
N'tran DS 12 Don't worry Bones,
It's not my blood.
Captain 8472 The fact Spock could get the unruly toddler to eat with out a problem made the stain on Kirk’s uniform even more embarrassing.
Reingard Bones: "This is why we wear aprons during Bridge Finger-painting Hour, Jim."
Frankie Chestnuts Bones... Stoic, serious, professional.
Kirk... Spilled a pudding cup on his uniform during his afternoon snack.
Frankie Chestnuts Paintball... IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!!
Miss Marple Bones: Jim... Stop taunting the monkeys.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk [In a sing-song manner]: ♫ "Ha-ha! Missed me!" ♪
Bones: "Ahem... Jim...".
Frankie Chestnuts Movie Crossover Idea
Star Trek: Alien
Synopsis: An intrepid band of space explorers come upon an alien nursery. The ever opportunistic captain is surprised when he gives birth to his youngling in a most violent fashion.
Chromedome "This is what happens when you mess with tomatoes, kids. Just say no!"
Chromedome "NURSE! Ketchup incident! Stat!"
Reingard Bones: "I'm very disappointed in you, Ensign. We don't use the Captain's uniform as a napkin on Spaghetti Night."
Reingard Bones: "I hate to say I told you so, Jim, but... I told you so!"
Captain 8472 McCoy: Ma’am, if you want to give Jim a bloody nose, let me know first. I prefer to have my equipment ready for when my captain steps out of line.
Captain 8472 Kirk is surprised, McCoy is smug, Spock was proven wrong.

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