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| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | Data has decided to tryout the tongue piercing that Yar recommended. |
| Chromedome | "Sorry, Data. I'm going to have to shut you down. These Canadian electricity tariffs mean you're too expensive to run." |
| N'tran DS 12 | A Taste of Armed Oral Probe |
| N'tran DS 12 | Dagger of the Mouth |
| Chromedome | Data was luckier than most people in Britain - he had found an NHS dentist! |
| Captain 8472 | Castle Anthrax has quite the intense screening process for oral health. Sir Lancelot knows why. |
| Chromedome | And the suppository came out the other end! |
| N'tran DS 12 | Deep Throat? |
| Captain 8472 | Data made a very big mistake. Grooming a cat with his own tongue. The hair removal process was surprisingly extensive. |
| Captain 8472 | Here we see Biggus Dickus being used by Dirtius Grampus on Eroticus Roboticus. |
| Captain 8472 | Due to the angrily imposed tariffs by a narcissistic orange head of state, Data is forced to use bootleg parts to stay alive. |
| Captain 8472 | Dentists in the 24th century. I cannot tell, is the experience any different? |
| Captain 8472 | Jigsaw is trying out a new puppet. |
| Chromedome | "If you don't pay the ransom, Captain, I will send the android back in pieces." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data’s latest upgrade included a fancy mouth laser. |
| Chromedome | The Halloween upgrade included vampire teeth. |
| Chromedome | "There's Botox on the Starboard lip!" |
| The Geek | Data: "Father, why did you install teeth when I do not need them for nutrient ingestion?" Soong: "Good question! Shut up." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Doctor: “Open wide, stick out your tongue and say Ahhhh.” Data: “Ooooooo.” Doctor: “ No… Ahhhh.” Data: “Eeeeeee.” Doctor: “ No, ahh… Never mind… Let’s try some Gilbert and Sullivan.” |
| Captain 8472 | Surprisingly, even androids endure tonsil stones. |
| N'tran DS 12 | Is there in Tooth no Beauty? |
| Captain 8472 | 24th century Real Dolls are surprisingly detailed, but also require extensive maintenance. |
| Captain 8472 | Dr. Soong is attempting to repair damage done by one of Yar’s favorite ‘activities.’ |
| Captain 8472 | Unexpected earthquake in 3… 2… 1… |
| Captain 8472 | Oral health care… in SPAAAAACE…… |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Doctor: “Temperature… 24C. Blood pressure… Two.” Nurse: “24? And two? Just two?” Doctor: “Just two. Get ready, I’m going to do a rectal.” Nurse: “I’ll get the WD40 and the duct tape” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Soong [Speaking in the voice of Miracle Max from ‘The Princess Bride’.]: “Oy! I’m seeing problems here, lemme tell you. Are you flossing regularly?” |
| Chromedome | Do Androids Dream Of Electric Teeth |
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