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| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | “Officer Rammathorn, we already told you, that badge of marijuana is not ours. That sedan with the three college kids the wit out their car window when they noticed you. So could you please stop this ‘littering and…’ bit.” |
| N'tran DS 12 | "Do you know why I stopped you?" Uhura:"I doubt it is to sell us a ticket to the Policeman's Ball" "SFPD, Ma'am, we don't have balls." |
| Chromedome | Uhura: "Hey! I'm wearing leather too you know. It's just not visible." |
| Reingard | Leather jacket showdown! |
| Chromedome | "Please can you direct us to Comic Con? We are very important guests!" "Really? I don't recognise you." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Chekov: "Yyes, ee am vyeareeng lyeazeyer pants... Vhy do yoah ask?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Cop: "Lemme get this straight... You'd like to WRESTLE?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Chekov: "No, I'm Chekov... You are looking for Sulu." |
| Captain 8472 | One should never ask an on-duty cop for a ‘mustache ride.’ |
| Chromedome | Chekov: "Do they pay you enough to be in this movie?" Cop: "No. But I get all the free donuts I can eat." |
| Chromedome | "Can we find Batman here?" "Wrong place, buddy. Gotham City is down the coast!" |
| Chromedome | Uhura: "It's OK, Pavel, communications are my speciality. I know the local patois. Hey, homie, you's seem likes some supa' fine cop, kin ya' help me find mah' way t'de docks?" |
| Chromedome | Uhura: "Is that alien life form on your top lip real?" Cop: "No, ma'am. It's part of the uniform. I take it off at the end of the shift." |
| Chromedome | Chekov: "I know Hooker. You know Hooker?" Cop: "Are you her pimp or something?" Uhura: "Hey! I'm not a hooker!" Chekov: "No! No! Sergeant Hooker! You know?" Cop: "Sergeant Hooker the dominatrix who works down the docks? She got busted!" |
| Chromedome | Chekov: "I look for citation, you know one, yes?" Cop: "You want a citation?" Uhura: "He means a cetacean, not a citation!" |
| Chromedome | Uhura: "You put your hands on your hips, and pull your knees in tight ..." Checkov: "And it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane ..." (awkward pause) Cop: "Can I see your street performance licence?" |
| Reingard | Chekov: "Officer, did you know the Russians invented motorcycles?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | [scene: Mid '80's. Haight-Ashbury District] . Cop [to self]: "Damn hippies." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Chekov: "CHROMDOME... I'm looking for CHROMDOME." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Agent: "I'm with ICE... I would like to know about your immigration status." |
| The Geek | "Where is the Golden Gate Bridge?" - Every tourist, since the beginning of time. |
| The Geek | Before Starfleet, Adm. Morrow was a beat cop in the streets of Frisco. |
| The Geek | The three take a moment to practice Michael Jackson's anti-gravity lean. |
| The Geek | Chekov makes things worse after asking for 'nuclear wessels' by also wpndering if the policeman was also part of the 'Wllage People'? |
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