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Captain 8472 Kirk: Spock, note this in the ship’s log. A planet like this would make an excellent location for an exiled leader to set up a colony.
Captain 8472 The pictured individuals are rejoicing after eat Sir Robin’s Minstrels.
Captain 8472 Though not actually shown, Spock his covering his wallet with an abundance of caution. Kirk has fully fallen for the trap.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Hey, sweetheart… Ya wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
Frankie Chestnuts Spock [holding the flowers]: “Most curious, Captain. It seems to have a tranquilizing effect on the human nervous system. Fortunately, of course, I am… immune to its… effect…”
Chromedome Captains' Log. 2437.5. Planet Wonka. We have been captured by the indigenous Oompah Loompahs and are being forced into slavery making delicious confectionery products.
Chromedome "Are you sure this is necessary just to meet Frankie Chestnuts?"
Chromedome "There we go. Now keep these on your wrists and then if you get lost, someone will be able to call your mummy or daddy to get you home."
N'tran DS 12 Captain's Log .. First Officer's Vine
N'tran DS 12 Captain's Log--
Captain 8472 Kirk has yet to ‘give her all he’s got.’
Captain 8472 Kirk must share a woman for once in his life. And he must do so with Spock.
Captain 8472 “By the power vested in me, as Priestess of Vaal, I now pronounce you Husband and Husband! You may kiss the husband.”
Captain 8472 Kirk: Spock?
Spock: Captain?
Kirk: Did we travel through time?
Spock: No.
Kirk: Were we exposed to some unknown hallucinogen?
Spock: No.
Kirk: Is this some highly sophisticated illusion?
Spock: No.
Kirk: Then what is going on?!
Spock: We are getting ‘leied.’
Captain 8472 I think this is the only known example of Kirk and Spock getting lei’d at the same time.
Chromedome "Oooooo, shiny!"

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