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Captain 8472 Kieko: I see you are not worried about your dignity.
Captain 8472 Set eyes to maximum ‘judgy.’
Captain 8472 The ‘I have photos to prove it’ look.
Captain 8472 Kieko: Miles, I am a teacher. Star Trekkin is a grammatically incorrect song. There’s Klingons on the starboard bow is a major problem. ‘There’s’ is the verbal contraction of ‘there is,’ referring to a singular object. Klingons is plural. When referring to a plural, ‘there are’ or its contraction ‘there’re’ is used. And this a song written by those in higher education….
Miles: Buzz kill…
Chromedome "Ohhhhhhh, Frankie!"
Chromedome "OMG, Miles! So you CAN eat your own body weight in Easter eggs!"
Frankie Chestnuts Molly: "Mommy, why does Daddy spend so much time alone with Dr. Bashir?"
Keiko: "Well Molly, Daddy enjoys his company."
Molly: "But why does he always come home smelling like baby oil and incense?"
Keiko: "Because your daddy is a sick bastard."
Frankie Chestnuts Keiko: "Sooo... You will be spending the next 6 hours in Holodeck 2 with Julian storming the Bastille?
Miles: "Sure, we may spend an hour or two in Quarks after. What are you going to do to keep yourself busy?"
Keiko: "Dax and I will be in Holodeck 1 running The Immersive Caligula Experience."
Miles: "Great... You guys enjoy yourselves."
Captain 8472 Miles: Keiko, does this make me look fat?
Captain 8472 Learning your March Madness Bracket was wrong at every point.
Captain 8472 Learning your kid just talked about your ‘dating’ life in kindergarten.
Captain 8472 I know that look. The wife/girlfriend looking at her man after he does something intended to be wholesome, only to turn it into epic cringe.

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