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Caption Competition

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16 Jul 2006

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TThomaso "You know, I suddenly get a bad feeling about this."
"Yes, it's like we've become the objects of some sort of competition..."

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Steve WD I think it might be a good idea to steer clear of the microwave.
Mikey "Dude, just look in that mirror - your head's WAY bigger than mine!"
McFortner Alien on Left: Listen, for Crom's sake, DON'T leave the cookbook out this time!
Captain Nathan Alien on right: "What do they mean by calling us 'butt-heads'."
Cpt. James T The great leader has sent us on another anal probing misson...
Graeme A Carter And THIS device allows us to establish pathos without any formal acting training...
McFortner Alien on left: Honestly, do these collars make my head look fat?
Captain Nathan Alien on right: "I'm detecting large amounts of virility in the human in the yellow shirt they call Kirk. Instruct the mother ship to hide the females."
Mikey Vian #1: "I don't understand it! I used the one-way glass for the observation window, but all I can see is our reflection!"
Vian #2 *groans*
Brian G "Check it out, a sale on XXXL size winter hats."
Schizo-Hal Villain 1: Say... I'm having second thoughts about these sparkles.
Villain 2: But the guy at the fabric store called it 'Scary Sparkles!' He wouldn't lie.
Villain 1: I dunno. I still think we shoulda went with "Devious Denim"...
Villain 2: Hey, YOU got to pick these stupid collars, so I get to pick SCARY SPARKLES. That was the deal!
Steve WD Ok, this is how it goes down, when they come to the door, we'll zap 'em and take all the candy.
Capt. McLeod Blues Brothers 2270
Sondak The Mimbari take a wrong turn at Babylon 5.
UnknownSample Mike was distracted from the current torture session because he secretly envied Bob for the depth of the dents in his head.
DBB "What do you want to do today, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!"
ByAnyOtherName Defibrillate! Defibrillate!
The Wormhole Left Vian: "So, I hear J.J. Abrams is doing Trek XI."
Right Vian: "I hope it's easier to understand than Lost. It should be impossible to confuse a guy with a brain the size of mine, but that show somehow does it."
RV "That man with the camera must be from the DITL caption competition."

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