| Name | Caption | 
| Mikey | With the Klingon Forehead Problem finally solved, Enterprise goes on to create the "Human Lizard-skin Enigma." | 
| Dennie Hebels | Hoshi had to find out the hard way she was allergic to pineapple too. | 
| Spartan 114 | Klingon clap, they don't do anything small | 
| BikerWolf | Hoshi: "I swear, the next person who asks me if I'm their 'mummy' will regret it." | 
| Lazar | Oh no! Hoshi looked at the Ark of the Covenant! | 
| Gil Rodriguez | Some say he has long hair, some say he's some kind of freakish mutant. All we know is, he's called "The Stig". | 
| Turgon | At least no TV viewers will see me! | 
| Magnus | BRAINS! BRAINS! Rick Berman: Sorry, none here
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| Lobster | Hoshi: "That happens when I have to sleep at the wrong side of the ship!" | 
| Xela | This is what happens when Janeway doesn't get enough coffee. | 
| Lobster | If visiting a double-star system, don't forget yor sun blocker! | 
| FL | "Imotep... Imotep... Imotep..." | 
| =NoPoet= | Never stand before a sneezing Gorn. | 
| =NoPoet= | "Do not be afraid. I come in pieces." | 
| Sondak | Yet another Starfleet officer falls victim to the Skin of Evil. |