Name | Caption |
Bryan Moore | Working tiredlessly even into old age, William Shatner has become the new chair-person for the split personality clinic. |
Name | Caption |
Roman | Kirk (with chair): "The Captain's chair isn't big enough for both of us." |
Spike | Change falling down the back of chairs was still a major problem in the 23rd century... |
Magoo | Spock walked in and found Kirk "playing with himself." |
Legion | Finally, Scotty managed to change the laws of physics. |
ExAstris | "With my last breath, I chuck this chair at thee" |
JilliBean | Ohhh...Caption competition...I thought it said Captain competition. |
Captain Nathan | Kirk on right: "You look tired. Why don't you...have...a...seat?!" |
Thöme | Kirk finally found a person with an ego as huge as his. |
John Smith | Spock, somethings wrong with this mirror! |
Jack | Kirk 1: Take this, you usurper!!! Kirk 2: What? Where am I? Denny Crane!! |
woodside | First rule of moving furniture: make sure the egos of the movers can fit inside the same room. |
McFortner | Next on MTV's Celebrity Death Match, James T. Kirk vs William Shatner! |
DanielB | "Awww....how can I stay mad at me? I *love* me." |
Gil Rodriguez | Kirk was always a soccer hooligan at heart... |
Moose | Shatner was so pleased when he read the script - he had even more screen time than usual. |
BikerWolf | Kirk 1: "His nose should pant..." Kirk 2: "And his lip should curl..." Kirk 1: "His cheeks should flame..." Kirk 2: "And his brow should furl..." Kirk 1: "His bosom should heave..." Kirk 2: "And his heart should glow..." Both at once: "AND HIS CHAIR BE EVER READY FOR A KNOCKDOWN BLOW!!!" |
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