Search
Cookie Usage Statistics Colour Key Sudden Death Monthly Poll Caption Comp eMail Author Shops
Ships Fleets Weaponry Species People Timelines Calculators Photo Galleries
Stations Design Lineage Size Charts Battles Science / Tech Temporal Styling Maps / Politics
Articles Reviews Lists Recreation Search Site Guide What's New Forum
Constitution Class Klingon Battlecruiser Klingon Bird of Prey Magazine Capacity NX Class Phase Cannon Sovereign Changes Star Trek : Discovery The Defiant The USS Franklin Borg History Money Monoculture Religion in Trek Technology Levels The Ba'Ku Land Grab Trills / Dax Abrams Speed! Antimatter Phasers Romulan Warp Drive The Holodeck Torpedo Yields Transwarp Theories Tri-cobalt device Warp in a Solar System Warp Speed Anomalies D'Deridex Class Weapons Galaxy Class Shields Galaxy Class Total Output Galaxy Class Weapon Output Genesis Weapon Power Husnock Weapons Intrepid Class Total Output TOS Type 2 Phaser Power Trilithium Torpedo Power Dangling Threads Enterprise Ramblings Eugenics War Dates Franz Joseph's Star Trek Here be Remans? Live fast... Write Badly Maps Materials Nemesis Script Random Musings Scaling Issues Size of the Federation Stardates The Ceti Alpha Conundrum The Size of Starfleet Trek XI Issues

Caption Competition

EnterEntriesHonour Roll
PreviousLast monthVote

23 Apr 2006

Caption comp image

Winner

Name Caption
Jason F. Klingon Woman: Make love to me!
Kim: At least I'm not wearing red.....

Special Mention

Name Caption
AJ Kim: "The quickest way to a mans heart..."
Ch'Rega: "... is straight through the ribcage. But I warn you, this is gonna be messy!"
Mikey "Tell me the truth - do I need to get tested?"
Kalor Klingon: If you do not cease jabbing that phaser into me I will kill you long before you have a chance to use it.
Kim: Umm... thats not a phaser...
Kalor Tell me how beautiful and sweet and lovely I am or I will strangle you with your own intestines!
Kevin P. I'm looking you in the eyes. I'm looking you in the eyes. I'm looking you in the eyes. I'm looking you in the eyes.
Bryan Moore "What's that on your breath?"
"It is lobster, Starfleet!"
"Well no more winning caption competitions for him..."
scatterbrain Me want snu snu.
Game Guru GG Kim: Gigh'tal! GIGH'TAL!!!
Female Klingon: Don't mind if I do!
Kim: It's the safeword!!!
CaptainQuantum Hey! Starfleet! My face is up here!
Bryan Moore The Klingon, Ch'Rega, with bosom heaving
Told Kim his pants would soon be leaving
For Harry this was welcome news
As unlike the cow, she stood on two's...
The par'Mach would last the whole night long
And be worthy of a Klingon song
But yet again, Kim had much less
For Neelix took the Klingon-ess!
Paladin Klingon: "Look into my eyes... I said, my EYES !"
Lobster Harry: "I give you my heart!"
Klingon: "Thanks, but I already had lunch today..."
Sir Joseph Bazooka Klingon " Tell that Holographic Doctor one of His Crewmen is severely injured".
Harry " What,,,,I'm Not Injured".
Klingon " By the time I'm Finished with You,,,You will be".
Sondak Like many Klingon females, Ch'Rega did her shopping at Lursa & B'Etor's Secret.
Lister Kim: My what large...ridges you have.
Sir Joseph Bazooka " if You EVER say they're false again I'll rip Yer 'Ead off."

Entries : 345People : 132


© Graham & Ian Kennedy Page views : 13,035 Last updated : 23 Apr 2006