| Name | Caption | 
| Aeon | Rick Breman: So Mr. Kennedy how did you like These are the Voyages Mr. Kennerdy: **Zap**
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| Silent Bob | "You laugh at my new pyjama style uniform? Well who's laughing now, huh? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!" | 
| Mikey | Archer: "What's the capital of Oklahoma? Who was the first man on the moon?" Black: "Archer, you idiot! You can't shoot first and ask questions later!"
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| Mikey | Yet another reason why "phaser tag" never caught on. | 
| Lamont | Archer "I see your schwarts wasn't as big as mine!" | 
| Isaac Wright | How to clear up chest congestion....IN THE FUTURE! | 
| Kalor | We come in piece, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill. | 
| EMH_MkI | When Admiral Black asked for a weapons demonstration, that was not what he had in mind. | 
| Graeme A Carter | The "You've got something on your chest" joke, updated for the 23rd century... | 
| McFortner | Phasers don't kill people. Power mad Commanders kill people. | 
| Tiberius | And I'll do this to anyone else who stands in the way of me winning this week's competition! | 
| Stevonator | Dude, where's my chest? | 
| Warp 10 | Dick Cheney in the 22nd Century | 
| James | Admiral: "I'm in agony!!!" Archer: "That's it! I'll call it an 'agonizer'."
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| Big Bear | Nothing can treat heartburn that bad. | 
| Xela | Apperently noone was listening to Reed when he said, "There are only two settings, stun and kill, it's best not to confuse them" |