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| Name | Caption |
| The Steve | Data, his comedy dire. |
| Name | Caption |
| Sondak | Joe: Alright, Data. If I'm gonna be joining the crew of the Enterprise I gotta learn the other officer's names. Data: Indeed, however I believe you may find a number of their names highly unorthodox. Joe: Well tell me the names of the senior officers. Data: Who is the captain, What is the first officer and the chief engineer is I Don't Know. Joe: Well that's what I want to find out. Who's the captain? Data: Yes. Joe: Who's in command of the ship? Data: Yes. Joe: What's the name of the captain!? Data: No, you are mistaken. What is the name of the first officer. Joe: I don't know! Data: That is the chief engineer. Joe: How did I end up in Engineering? Data: You mentioned the chief engineer by name. Joe: Who's the chief engineer? Data: Who is the captain... |
| Mikey | Fortunately, Data's sides were capable of withstanding 8.5 times the "splitting" force of a normal human's. |
| Silent Bob | "And then Doctor Crusher said, 'hang on, if this is my rectal thermometer then where's my PADD?'" |
| Sondak | I just flew back from Archer IV and boy is my franchise tired! |
| FL | Ten years later, it would be Vic Fontane and Julian Bashir |
| elvislives | My God! He fired his bucktooth ray! |
| Bryan Moore | "Hahahaha, so let me get this straight, we're gonna do a prequel show, but totally disrupt any continuity?! Hahahahaha!" |
| Griddles | Comedian: What's long, hard and hairy? Data: Biggus Dickus and a pair of Tribbles! *rimshot* *canned laughter* |
| Game Guru GG | And then he said, "That's not a phaser. That's my Biggus Dickus!" |
| drow | Data: "Sooo... many... tomatoes... on an intercept course!" |
| drow | Audience: "BRING BACK WESLEY! BRING BACK WESLEY!" |
| AErikson | After being released by Federation Scientists, B4, along with comedy legend Joe Piscopo XI, becomes the star of the 416th season of Saturday Night Live. |
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