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Chromedome If you were an android, wouldn't you choose something other than a receding hairline?

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Miss Marple Data ♫: Life forms ♫♪♪ You tiny little life forms ♫♪♪ You precious little life forms... where are you?
Riker [off screen]: Cha-cha-cha!
Miss Marple Data ♫: Life forms ♫♪♪ You tiny little life forms ♫♪♪ You precious little life forms... where are you?
Geordi: Data, that's a buffet table!
Captain 8472 Data just discovered cat videos. He favors orange tabbies for some reason.
N'tran DS 12 Spot! That is not your litter box!
McFortner Data: "Then I told Dr. Pulaski that the one advantage of androids over humans is that we never need Viagra."
N'tran DS 12 "Sea bass?"
"Sea bass."
"I wouldn't.."
"Not touching it."
Frankie Chestnuts The real cause of "Transporter Accidents": Geordi, Data & a bottle of scotch.
Chromedome "Have you seen this documentary about a mining ship with a human, and android and a cat?"
"Data, Red Dwarf is not ... oh never mind."
Miss Marple Data: Oh, look, a tribble.
Geordi: Ahh, that’s just Riker’s “formal” toupee.
Miss Marple Brent: Is that a tribble.
LaVar: Ahh, that’s just Jonathan’s merkin. He’s always hoping for a nude scene.

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