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| Name | Caption |
| N'tran DS 12 | This transporter accident is going to be a doozy. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Security officer: “Who wants an orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Redshirt: “Did you hear about Lt. Skippy?? He’s in SICK BAY… He had the Sea Bass for lunch! I had the SEA BASS! DID YOU HAVE THE SEA BASS??” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Redshirt: “This is so exciting. I’ve been waiting forever to see them again…” Yellowshirt: “I guess Mick has slowed down since confined to a wheelchair, but Keith doesn’t look a day over 123.” |
| Miss Marple | GoldShirt: I swear! She touched my arm for THREE MISSISSIPPIS! Redshirt: It means NOTHING. She was NOT hitting on you. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Redshirt: "Did you see Chromedome's entry this month?" Yellowshirt: "Yeah... Classic." Tealshirt (Male): "The Geek has an entry... Hilarious!" Tealshirt (Female): Did you see Frankie Chestnut's entry?" All: "Oooooo... ♫ ♪ Frankie Chestnuts! ♪ ♫" |
| The Geek | Who hasn't tried to look busy when the office micromanager unexpectedly walks in on them? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | MORAL: SCAVENGER HUNTS Yeah... They're still lame. |
| The Geek | Yellowshirt: "...and that is how I know this is a tricorder." Redshirt: "So then you do know that in order to scan this interface, you need to turn the tricorder on?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Yellowshirt: “Don’t you just hate these phony social functions.” Redshirt: “Yeah, they’re always… so… phony…?” Tealshirt (guy): “GOD! Did you see what Neelix is wearing!” Tealshirt (gal): “Yeah, syre… I yhink I’ve had shoo much of tha punch dat he wash sherving. Cam you shoo me where m'quarters sre?” |
| Obama third term | The Trump rally for Stormy Daniels pay off was underwhelming |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: “Hey, break up… You look like a cadet review.” |
| Miss Marple | Yellow Shirt: Seriously, this is not all about Frankie Chestnuts! Everyone else, to self: Uh, YES it is. |
| MR. WORF | The McDonald's ordering panel was still making mistakes even in the 24th century. |
| Chromedome | "Have you seen all the DITL merch? There's loads of it!" "Yes, I got one of the bodysuits but it seems bit tight." (pause) "You DO know they are for babies don't you?" "Ah!" |
| Chromedome | "So which caption should we vote for?" "This one of course!" |
| Miss Marple | And THESE cast members will be seen for a total of ONE time. |
| Miss Marple | Gold Shirt: Have you ever noticed what a pain in the ass it it to unzip these togs when you need the toilet??? Red Shirt: TELL me about it. |
| Captain 8472 | Here we see everyone that will be going on the next away mission. The survivors betting pool is now open. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Female Lt. Tealshirt: “Hang on, hang on… I know this one… We are lower deck unknowns. This is the episode where we are introduced, one of us dies on an away mission, and none of us are never to be seen again.” |
| The Geek | Director: "CUT! You idiots! We're filming their stunt doubles!" |
| MR. WORF | Engineer : My scans indicate one of you clogged the only toilet on this deck. |
| N'tran DS 12 | This meeting of the Maquis Mutiny Committee will come to order. |
| The Geek | Yellowshirt: "One tricorder to rule them all, Redshirt: "One PADD to find them, Left Tealshirt: "One terminal to bring them all, Right Tealshirt: "And in the corridor... dammit. LINE!" |
| N'tran DS 12 | The crowd at William Shatner's concert was underwhelming. |
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