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Caption Competition

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Horta not Vorta Scotty:"Aye, the transporter scrambled the two of you.
What do we call you? Captain Spirk? Captain Spork? "
McCoy: "Captain Kick, Captain Kork?"
Chapel: "Captain Kock?"

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J. J. Biggs Dese ah picture a repeat from 2005.
Zolkheim Don't you worry Captain Spirk, Nurse Chapel, Dr. McCoy and I ran into fiery lass named Janeway with a similar situation...
Captain 8472 Scotty: Was there a transporter accident I was not made aware of?
McCoy: Actually, an experiment that worked.
Chromedome "I can see the doctor has done a good job on your eyebrows. Did you get a back, sack & crack wax too?"
Frankie Chestnuts Scotty: "Doctor, I've seen the Captain feverish, sick, drunk, delirious, terrified, overjoyed, boiling mad. But this Cultural Appropriation is just going too far.

And I wear a kilt!"
Miss Marple Bones: Please take your pissing contest to another part of the ship.
Miss Marple Nurse Chapel, to self: Well, well, well. A pissing contest with ACTUAL URINE.
Bird of Prey Scotty: "Surely you realize, Captain, that when Uhura said she only dates Vulcans, she meant this as a joke?"
Captain 8472 “Mr. Scott, make one joke and you will have to explain yourself to Spock.”
Captain 8472 Every time Kirk appropriates another species, Scotty wins a bet.
Captain 8472 Dr. McCoy is just waiting for the first joke to be cracked, followed by the first bone to be broken.
Chromedome Equipped with pointy ears & big, hairy feet, Kirk prepares to do a cover of Spock's "The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins".
Chromedome "Just because you're going to the Vulcan ambassadors fancy dress party, it doesn't mean you have to go as a Vulcan!"
Frankie Chestnuts Cultural Insensitivities... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaace!
Frankie Chestnuts Scotty: "It looks stoatin doctor, bit cuid ye tak' a wee bit aff th' chin?"
Captain 8472 Kirk underwent a blood transfusion. Spock was the donor. The side effects were quite a surprise.
Miss Marple The 500th Star Trek Caption Competition!!!
Thanks for all the hard work by the Kennedy Brothers
Bird of Prey Scotty: "And what super fancy surgical tech did Dr. McCoy use to shape your ears like this?"
Kirk: " A mechanical rice picker!"
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: “Are those Romulan officers still aboard the ship?”
Scotty: “They’re in the brig, sir.”
Kirk: “I’ll need a Romulan uniform.”
Scotty: “Aye. It’ll be a pleasure. …er, Captain… A male or female uniform?”
Captain 8472 As Frankie Chestnuts (left) and Cromedome (right) square off for a rap battle, Miss Marple and The Geek wait for their turn.
Captain 8472 “Captain, you do know you could be accused of cultural appropriation, right?”
The Geek Scotty: "Good morning, sir, I have your daily Engineer's report."
Kirk: "Yes, Mr. Scott, I'm all ears."
DBB It's all fun and games until the meeting with HR.
Captain 8472 “Doctor, it appears one can change the laws of physiques.”

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